About London Lanchester

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Status: “IG - Spider-Gwensday”
Views: 122674
Last online: 2016-06-09
Name: London Lanchester
Sex: villianness
Height: 5'4
Sign: taurus
Location: Coruscant
Occupation: Aspiring comic writer, occasional stripper, cosplay enthusiast, nerdgasm inducer. Hostess of comic chats. I also write for: http://thepowerofthedorkside.wordpress.com/
Ink/Metal: oh jeez...there is so much...if there's a piece you want to know about let me know lol
Scars/Birthmarks: I have scars all over. I'm a total klutz. Birthmark on my bum.
Music: Fall Out Boy, Masked Intruder, Evergreen Terrace, Bane, American Nightmare, The Wonder Years, The Witch Was Right, Florence + The Machine, Miley Cyrus, State Champs, New Found Glory, AFI, Thursday, Saves The Day, Lifetime, Jawbreaker, The Smiths, xxanaxx, Ed Sheeran, Frank Turner, Catfish and the Bottlemen, The Wombats, Set Your Goals, etc.
TV: Workaholics, Adam's House Party, Tosh, Game Of Thrones, True Blood, Walking Dead, AHS, X-men cartoons, Party Down, Parks and Rec, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job
Movies: anything horror or superhero related, LOTR, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, The Addiction
Video Games: Gears, CoD even though it makes me sick, Force Unleashed, Left 4 Dead, Lollipop Chainsaw, Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Food: Vegan.
Hobbies: Collecting tattoos, painting, dancing, yoga, singing, art, writing, sewing costumes
Books: Anything by Bukowski or Palahniuk, American Gods, Neverwhere, Stardust, The Hobbit, Harry Potter
Best Time: Bound, gagged with my panties and play raped in an attic
Fantasy: let's have all the cosplay sex
Favorite Position: anything doggie
Masturbation Material: boys who cosplay <3
I Have A Crush On: my comic books
Perfect Match: nerdy, all american, tall...light eyes are a weakness of mine.
First Time: was awkward.
Drink: no
Smoke: no
Bad Habits: masturbation. That's just habit though, not a bad one.
Where I Hang Out: my LCS
Favorite Burning Angel: Joanna. She's a fantastic fucking lady.
Why I Am A Burning Angel: because they're the ONLY choice that counts <3

Wanna buy her as Knives in a Scott Pilgrim parody.
2018-09-07 21:10
Aww what happened to her now? Literally only signed up to watch her videos. Perfect curves.
2018-01-03 04:20
2017-03-20 07:20
Please, let's watch anime together lol  
2017-03-02 23:20
2015-06-22 22:56
Aww thank you! That's very kind of you <3
2015-08-18 18:09
welcome <3 beautiful cant wait for more
2015-09-12 15:33
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2015-03-12 00:46
2015-08-18 18:08
I can't stop watching your videos and looking at your pics...You are so cute and sexy. =)
2015-01-06 12:42
Aww you're a sweetheart and a total babe. Thank you <3
2015-01-12 01:26
damn, you are such a cute little tattoo babe. Guess I fell in love with you!
Aww you're a sweetheart! Thank you so much xoxo
2014-12-01 20:07
damn, you are such a cute little tattoo babe. Guess I fell in love with you!
2014-11-30 13:44
Cute, cuddly, and having great taste in things! If I were anywhere nearby I would totally steal you for a cuddlebuddy (so I picked up on the excellent cuddle comment) and we could be tight like an asshole! For the record, Blake is totally my dude in Workaholics. I may not have his epic hair and have a better moustache than he does, but he's awesome. (And I love stealing the "tight like an asshole" comment from them)
2014-08-08 12:22
Aww thanks so much, sugar! Dude, Blake is awesome. I see myself as an Adam. Why? Because I'm a total goof. Tight butthole is the only butthole, duh.
2014-08-08 16:02
So all we need is an Anders? Then we can be the Three Tight Buttholes! I guess it would be a great Three Amigos spoof... and if that's been done and I haven't seen the episode yet I'll be disappointed. I only started watching this show a couple months back and burned through seasons 1-3 in a matter of days because it was so epic. And I want a bear coat, for real. And a real doll... because that pivotal moment in Workaholics history forever marked me as a (nearly) real life Blake.
2014-08-09 08:39
I love the first two seasons, I have yet to start watching much of the third as I didn't have cable for like, ever. I want there to be a porn parody. Jerkaholics. It'd be great.
2014-08-10 13:07
A parody would be great! I'm in, hah! Yeah, I never even have time for cable these days so everything is DVD/Netflix/Hulu when it comes to catching up to the past seasons of anything.
2014-08-14 22:41
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