Ever have dreams about binge eating? What do those mean? Does that mean I'm secretly bulimic? God, I hope not. I hate throwing up. Especially when puking out of both ends like I was last week. Puking rots your teeth and I think that my teeth are yucky enough from 20 years of chain smoking. I wish binge-eating dreams were actually a sign that I should attend culinary school. I've always wanted to know how to cook, not so much as a profession but just to be able to do it. Is that dream played out now that everyone is into The Cooking Channel? I sort of feel like it is and yet I really would like to hang up my pen and try to be a chef. I've never really had any other occupational desires in my head. I guess I sort of like Paleontology but what the hell am I going to do with a degree in dinosaur bones? And I think I'm a little old to get into that; I'm pretty sure that's something you start when you're younger. Maybe I can go to culinary school and become a baker that makes all his cakes and pastries in the shapes of fossils. Is there a big enough demographic for that?
Fuck. Ever wake up and wonder what the hell you're doing with your life?

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