I don’t know anything about Clerics except what I’ve read in Dungeons & Dragons books, and despite their healing powers, those guys tend to be dicks. In a semi-related/unrelated thought, I was just in Portugal and visited this chapel in Faro that was made entirely of the skulls and bones of monks. I'm not sure how similar monks and clerics are, but who really cares? We're lovers of porn; none of us are ever becoming either.

While in Portugal, I had my eye out for new talent for BA, as I do every minute of every day, and if Joanna wants to really get some fresh meat on this site, I suggest she go cruise the smaller fishing towns of Portugal. Seems on the far end of every small truck bridge of every tiny town sits the hottest early 20s sexy hooker you’ve ever seen. I couldn’t believe my eyes. At first I thought there were just a lot of girls across the country waiting for rides but then our tour guide explained that for the low starting price of 20 Euros, we could get blow jobs and another 10 Euros for any additional act (a bargain really). I didn’t believe him until I saw one girl exit a John’s car and wipe the cum from her mouth.

I felt bad for them. They were far too pretty to be working for such low rent. And so I am making it my personal plight to buy plane tickets to Portugal for me, Joanna and James to go save these young ladies from their life of prostitution and bring them to America so they can have a better life...in pornography. The three of us will be like the modern-day Sally Struthers of sex. Except not fat and ugly.

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