Have you listened to Ozzy in interviews or on that TV show his family had for awhile?

I can't make out a fucking word he's saying unless he's singing. If I were him, I'd make it a point to just sing all the time. Maybe then people wouldn't look so confused when trying to have a conversation with him.

He was on the Howard Stern Show not long ago as my wife and I were driving to upstate New York. Every few minutes, she'd laugh at something Ozzy said.

"Are you laughing at what he’s saying? Or what he sounds like?" I asked her.

"At what he said," she responded.

"How the fuck can you understand him?"

"I don't know. I guess I'm just tuned in to Ozzy."

"You're fucked up! He's not even speaking a language. He's just making a series of grunts and coughs."

She laughed.

"What? What did he say?"

"I can’t hear him when you're talking," she said.

"Just any sentence. One sentence. Tell me what he just said right now. This next sentence."

"No. Shut up. I want to listen."

"Me too. But I need a fucking translator."

"Well I can't translate and listen. I'll miss half the interview."

"I'M MISSING ALL THE INTERVIEW!" I yelled.

"Well, tough titty," she said.

"Tough titty, indeed," I said.

Sucks. Because I like Ozzy.