YAY! This Saturday I have a date with Joanna’s butthole! After years of dancing around our sexual tension and numerous unpaid invoices for blowjobs, we are finally throwing caution to the wind and getting butt naked and doing it! And by "IT", I mean taking naked photos of her. I will be clothed. I wouldn’t want her to vomit...AT HOW HANDSOME I AM!

I told her to dress in business sexy and bring a pen, so we can stick it up her butt and she can write me love notes. If it's a cheap pen I'll take the cap off before I do so, to avoid the part that hooks on your pocket cutting her insides and us having any "odd blood" on Jojo’s desk (where we’ll be shooting). I might have to put my finger in her butt before the pen to make sure she’s the right temperature. I would hate for her to have a fever and have her butt heat expolde the pen.

I told Joanna that business-sexy is my favorite thing to jerk off to. I mean, to take professional photos in a totally professional environment. Wish me luck. I think this is the start of something big, something beautiful. Perhaps Joanna’s butthole will pull me to the side after seeing how talented I am and ask that I be its personal photographer. Joanna’s butthole could be my Jackie-O and I could be...that guy that shot photos of Jackie-O. YAY!

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