Is this disco covers of The Gorilla Bisquits? That’d be funny. If not, this band name sucks. Disco sucks. Anyone who wants to keep that word in circulation is not my friend. They will not be getting a Christmas card with fantastic images like the one below from me. No they will not. They will not be able to ask me to help them move from one apartment to another because I WILL NOT HELP THEM. They cannot borrow money from me. They cannot call me late at night and tell me how awesome some trivial thing is like when they were at a red light and they told the red light, "Turn green, red light!" and it did, BECAUSE I WILL NOT ANSWER THE PHONE because we are not friends and I do not pick up the phone when it shows me unknown numbers. I will not carry their books to school. I will not wipe up their drool. I will not let them swim in my pool. Because I don’t have one! But if I did, they would be banned. They cannot pick French fries off my plate. Now they have made me angry because my spell-check capitalized the "French" in "French fries" and even though I know the French are a nationality I don’t feel like it is a proper word when used in the phrase "French fries". BECAUSE FRENCH FRIES ARE COMMON. I like Disco Bisquits even less now for making me think that thought.

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