My brother just saw Judas Priest live on Saturday at PNC in Holmdel, NJ. He said the band still sounded great, played all the hits, didn’t play anything off any albums newer than Ram It Down and Halford was still hitting the high notes.

Last time I saw them perform they just wanted to play all new shit and I had to leave after six songs.

My brother did mention that Halford is still all clad in leather. The shiny kind of leather. My brother wondered why he wouldn’t wear the more worn-in, tougher, biker-looking leather instead of the shiny gay leather. I said, "Anything Halford is gonna do is gonna be gay. The type of leather has nothing to do with it."

I once saw Halford on the streets of Paris walking around. I ran to him and asked his boyfriend to take a picture of us together. On "three", I made the classic blow job face and poked my tongue into my cheek and pressed my fist on the other side of my face and I grabbed Halford’s ass. The photo is amazing. I wish I had time to dig it up and show it to you but I don’t...but you get it, right?

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