My boyfriend is fond of licking my ass and sometimes I let him go all the way. I like it but I'm always paranoid about cleanliness issues, and so I actually say no much more often than he and I would like. How do Burning Angel girls prepare for an anal scene? How do porn actresses do it in general? I mean, everything always seems so clean. There must be a trick to it.

- Ass Cleaning-Lady

Ah! Now this is a topic I know a lot about. Thank you. I am glad you asked. Well, there are lots of things girls can do to make sure their ass is like, completely empty - but I don't think you need to prepare to have sex with your boyfriend in the same way that Joanna prepares me to do some crazy gaping anal movie or something. Not that BA really does gaping anal movies but...anyways...I think you should really just listen to your body. Everyone reacts differently to different foods. I personally learned the hard way that Joanna can't drink her morning coffee and then proceed to later have anal sex on camera. But other people can. Some people say don't eat spicy food...some people can eat jalepeno poppers and then do a gangbang with no problem. I don't really know. I mean, I may be an ass, but I am a lady ass, and I don't want to get too descriptive...but I think you know how your body feels when it's just not in the mood for anal sex.

That being said, if you do want your ass to be SUPER clean and, like, ready for someone to stick their elbow in there, then just do an enema! Do one every 20 minutes or a half hour starting about 3 hours before you have anal sex. And DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING THE SOLUTION IN THE BOTTLE - EMPTY IT OUT AND PUT WARM WATER IN IT!!! That is very important. Once you start um..."pissing" clear water out of your butt...well, then you're safe. It's rather tedious, but cameras can see things that the human eye can't. It does, however, feel kind of cleansing and refreshing in an odd way. Seriously. There is something very zen about how hot water feels when it goes in your ass.

Hello Joanna's Ass!

I'm having a little problem, and I can't really talk to my friends about it 'cause it's...er...sort of private and embarrassing. Anyway, maybe you can help me with all your wisdom and knowledge! I love my girlfriend, we've been together for 3 years, and things are good in general...getting a little boring in the bedroom though. You know how it is. Anyway, I'll just cut to it: I've always had this fantasy of watching my girlfriend get fucked by a big black cock, but I don't know how to bring it up with her. She's never done anything like that, to my knowledge, and we've never even had a threesome with another guy. I even found some guys on Craigslist who seem like ones I'd like to try out. I really really want to do this, but I think my girlfriend might be freaked out, offended and/or not up for this in any way, shape or form. What do I do!?!

Sincerely,
Begging For A Black Cock...For My Girl

Wow! You are DIRTY! I don't know what to do other than have Joanna shake your hand and pat you on the back and say, dude, I hope it works out. I mean, if she has been your girlfriend for over three years then you probably can't totally freak her out with anything. I think it's really hot - in fact, now I am aroused just by thinking about your girlfriend getting fucked by some monster cock. Maybe you should try watching my little "VOTE OBAMA" video. See what her reaction is. I think that is a good way to start an open dialog about this. Or maybe, you can start a conversation about Obama in general...because everyone really loves Obama...I mean, he did say it was time for "change"...if inviting another guy into the bedroom for the first time isn't change, then I don't know what is!

This is an ass question, so I need some advice from Joanna's experienced ass now! :) Ok, so I'm single and like to go out and have a good time...hook up with guys, etc. My question is this: when is it ok to put a finger in a guy's ass!?! It seems like some of them love it, some of them hate it, and some of them are scared of it, so how do I know? I don't want to just say something in the heat of the moment...that seems weird. Do you have any other suggestions? I don't want to do it and have, like, some guy freak out on me, but on the other hand, I know lots of guys love it. Help! Thank you!

- Sticky Finger Situation

Guys who are freaked out about this sort of thing are usually like REALLY freaked out. If you just kinda inch your way towards there slowly, and the guy doesn't twitch or move your hand or make a weird face when you are close, then chances are, he is OK with it. Just go slow...like start with a blowjob, and kinda feel around the area with your hands... and if that seems ok, then maybe go down and like, lick the balls...and then just go down a little further...and if everything seems cool, just go for it. I mean no one has ever gone into cardiac arrest over a finger in the ass. Just go slow and pay attention. If someone still freaks out, well then pin them down and tell them they're getting this!