How the hell are you going to name your band THE BRONX and be from LA? LA sucks. The Bronx (the borough, not the band) does not suck. The band does not suck either (Joanna INSISTED I WRITE THAT LAST SENTENCE).I personally think that band name should be reserved for someone from The Bronx. Or the band could relocate to The Bronx and then I would permit this indiscretion. Until then, I will be referring to The Bronx as The LA. Or The Not Bronx.

HA! HOLY SHIT! I was playing this album on shuffle on my iTunes and after the 4th song, "Enemy Mind" was over I heard the first couple notes of Bruce Springsteen’s "Thunder Road" and my heart went a flutter. For a half a second I was like, “WOW! The Bronx is awesome. Oh. Wait. This is Bruce Springsteen.” I really love that line in" Thunder Road" when Bruce says, “You ain’t a beauty but hey, you’re alright. And that’s alright with me.” How’s that for romance? Ladies? If I said that to you, what’s the chance we’d be humping soon after? 1000%, right? I know. It gets me hot too.

I guess all I can say is that if you want to really be stoked on this Bronx album, put Born To Run in your CD player instead and you’ll be like, “This is the best album ever.”