It’s ok to be sexist on Burning Angel, right? I mean, that’s what we’re all here for, right? Because I’ll tell you what - Jojo and Joanna sent me this new WALLS OF JERICHO CD to listen to and all I could do is stare at the picture of the sexy, tattooed front-woman, Candace Kucsulain, and think, “I wish she was on BurningAngel.com. She seems like she should be a little more naked. Naked, minus some cute, high socks and Wonder Woman Under-roos bottoms. And wearing some glasses. And looking over her shoulder. At me. With her index finger in her mouth. Sometimes sucking. Sometimes biting. And giving me those eyes. Come on over. No? Stay? Which is it? Your eyes are sending mixed signals. Sorry. Let me lower the music. What were you saying? Oops. Your panties fell off. Weird. How did that happen? And you dropped your pen and have to bend over real slow to pick it up? Are your butt cheeks itchy? I mean, why are you spreading them with both hands? Oh, it’s the inside that’s itchy? And it requires two fingers to scratch it? I understand. I’ll just finish this review while you take care of that.” This new CD has 12 tracks. I believe them all to be good but I’m not certain. I was a bit distracted when writing this.

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