When you start dancing, you will shortly learn that every man goes to a strip club at some point or another…and that includes your dad, and your dad’s friends, and his co-workers, and your mom's friends…maybe even your uncles and cousins depending on where they live. I mean, I know you’re thinking, "Nah - I know my dad and all his buddies and they don’t seem like the strip club type," but trust me - they will be there at some point and that would be a really awful way for your family to find out what you do. You’re an adult; if you really wanna dance, then you need to tell them before they find out.

About getting a job and shit after...well that really shouldn’t matter. I mean, I wouldn’t recommend running for office but these days I don’t even think that matters so much anymore either. It might actually be a good PR stunt. The advantage that dancing has over doing porn is that you have more anonymity, and if you danced for a few years and stopped you could move to another town and get a normal job and there is a good chance no one will ever know what you did in your secret past life, and if someone finds out there isn’t much they can do about something you “used” to do. If you do porn, your image will be all over the place and someone could use that against you if they wanted to. I have met girls who are teachers by day and strippers by night - but they usually make sure to work somewhere that’s a few hours away. When it comes down to it though…if this is really a huge concern of yours, I don’t think stripping is the right job for you. I mean, some drug dealers sell drugs for 10 years and never get caught, some get caught in the first 2 weeks, but if you want to work for the government or with kids or something along those lines, then selling drugs really isn’t the best thing to put on your resume. And neither is stripping.

Men do get intimidated by women who work in the sex industry but, the good thing about working in a strip club is that there are plenty of hot women hanging around, who are mostly single or have boyfriends that they are sick of…So, if you have a hard time landing a decent man because of your job, you can say "Fuck you!" to the world by landing a super hot girlfriend who won’t leave the toilet seat up and won’t forget your anniversary.

Lastly, I don’t really think your concerns are all that valid. You are an adult - if you wanna shake your booty on the stage, you should go do it and don’t worry about who or what will happen next. Stripping is a fun job and it’s great money; there are plenty of decent boys and jobs that will still be there regardless of what you choose. However, you DO need to tell your parents. They might be angry at first but they’ll get over it. If you need me to go over to your house and have a talk with them just let me know. They’ll have a hard time being angry at an ass.

Hi Joanna, I just wanted to know whats the biggest thing that has ever been in your ass?

Well, I tried to get a coke can in there once and it didn’t really fit. I did give it a good try. I hope Coca-Cola doesn’t sue me for writing this. I like putting things in me because I do enjoy it and putting random things up here like lighters and sharpies and lipsticks is cute and kinky…But I’m not about to enter, like, some anal circus competition.

What are the best places in New York to get a good tattoo?

Umm, well the best place is probably New York Adorned but it's hard to get an appointment there. Even I can’t get an appointment there! If a nice, little round ass can’t get an appointment there, then I don’t know who can. Other good places are FunCity Tattoo and DareDevil Tattoo. They are also both awesome…just go in and talk to the artists and see who you are most comfortable with.