Chummy: OK, so what are your names, and what do you do in Daughters?

Perry: I'm Perry and I play guitar.

Singer: I sing.

Chummy: What's your name?

Singer: Singer. I sing. I'm an amazing singer.

Chummy:: OK. And what's your name?

Drums: Drums.

Chummy: OK... what's your name?

Drums: Drums.

Chummy: OK. Where are you guys from?

Perry: Providence.

Singer: We're not all from Providence, that's where we all met and started the band though.

Chummy: What brought you guys to Providence?

Singer: Uh, it varied for everyone. Some for school, some for drugs.

Chummy: How long have you guys been a band for?

Singer: A little over a year, but we were amazing long before then.

Chummy: OK. So what's your deal?

Singer: Our deal with what?

Chummy: Why do you keep telling me how amazing you are and shit?

Singer: Cause we're amazing. I mean ultimately, that's for you to decide.

Perry: Yeah, I mean we know what we are and we don't need anyone to tell us. We don't care about what anyone else thinks--we know we're amazing.

Chummy: Do you think your music is good music to have sex to?

Singer: I think our music is good for people to furiously masturbate to. If people want to have sex to our music though, that's cool. I like sex.

Chummy: Have you ever had sex while listening to your own music?

Perry: Nah, I hear it enough. I have jerked off during a practice though, that's the closest I've came to having sex to our music.

Singer: I like to have sex while listening to Danzig.

Chummy: The reason I ask is cause in your live show, you all look like you're about to throw down your instruments and start fucking each other, or fucking your guitars or something. Today, you played your entire set while pinching your nipple and jerking off the microphone. Do you do that every show?

Singer: Yeah, I do. I've even deep-throated the microphone before.

Chummy: Have you ever taken your dick out on stage?

Singer: Yeah I have, but I can't do that in small venues, or we get kicked out of them.

Chummy: Have you ever jerked off on stage?

Singer: Nah, I never have... I plan to in the future though.

Perry: Sometimes I get an erection when we're playing, but it hurts when you keep hitting your dick on the back of your guitar. Sometimes I just can't help it; when I'm rocking out so hard, I get hard.

Chummy: Has everyone in the band seen each other naked?

Singer: Yes.

Chummy: Who has the biggest penis in the band?

Singer: Me.

Drums: Yeah, that's why he's always taking it out.

Chummy: Could I see it?

Singer: Nah.

Chummy: C'mon... I'll interview it.

Singer: Ehh, I'll take it out, but no interviews. It doesn't do interviews.

Chummy: OK. (Singer takes out his wang. I guess it's about the same size as mine. OK, who am I kidding, mine is definitely smaller)

Singer: See the reason I've never jerked off on stage is cause I can't get an erection in public places. Although, my balls get super tight when we play.

Perry: Yeah, I've grabbed his balls a few times while we were playing and they were really tight.

Chummy: Word. OK. You could put that away now.

Singer: Oh OK. (singer puts his dick away)

Chummy: So if your music were on the soundtrack to a porno, what kinda porn would it be?

Perry: Maybe some Middle Eastern porn.

Drums: I think it would be 100 black guys, on one white girl.

Singer: I think just a furious Bukkake video, but it would only last about 12 minutes.

Chummy: What about a gay Bukkake?

Perry: Yeah, maybe a gay Bukkake, but only if all the guys were wearing sailor hats. Otherwise it wouldn't work.

Chummy: Yeah, that's fine with me.

Perry: Yeah.

Chummy: Do you have any favorite porn stars?

Perry: Yeah, I really like Debbie in Debbie does Dallas. What was her name?

Chummy: Bambi Woods. She actually died like a year or two ago.

Perry: No shit? Man, I'm like totally bummed out now. I'm gonna have a little memorial masturbation session for her when I get home.

Drums: I like Jill Kelly. She's pretty rad.

Singer: I'm pretty into Kobi Tai, too. And Janine, too... I dig her tattoos.

Chummy: Cool. Well thanks for the interview. Is there anything you want to close with?

Perry: No, I don't think there's anymore.

Singer: I'd just like to say "you're welcome" to all the people reading this interview, cause they got a chance to learn more about us, and they should be thankful for that.