Chummy: Hey, you wanna do an interview for Burning Angel?

Sean: Ummmm, I don't think so.

Chummy: Why not?

Sean: I'll give a really boring interview.

Chummy: Dude, everybody tells me that when they don't want to do an interview. My feelings are kind of hurt.

Sean: What kind of questions are you gonna ask me?

Chummy: I ask the same exact questions to every band. All I really ask is what type of porno your band would be on the soundtrack to, who your favorite porn star is, and shit like that.

Sean: (silence) Nah, I don't have any time for that right now.

Chummy: Come on, please? It'll be quick. I'll only ask ten questions.

Sean: OK, OK, fine.

Chummy: What's your name and what do you do in Hatebreed?

Sean: My name is Sean Martin and I play guitar in Hatebreed.

Chummy: If Hatebreed were on the soundtrack to a porno, what kinda porno would it be?

Sean: Probably something pretty ill.

Chummy: Like a fifty guy Bukkake video?

Sean: Nah, I don't think it'd be a Bukkake session, but definitely something good. We get put on the soundtracks to action movies and horror flicks all the time. We got a song on the Freddy vs. Jason soundtrack, and the Triple X soundtrack.

Chummy: Yeah, I guess you guys are like way above porno soundtracks.

Sean: Nah, we'll never be above porno. (laughs)

Chummy: So, Hatebreed plays some sick shows. When you guys play a huge show, do you get crazy metal sluts throwing their panties at you and flashing you and shit?

Sean: Nah, not really. Occasionally it'll happen when we play like a big fest or something, but it doesn't happen when we do a headlining show. It's all dudes at our shows.

Chummy: Yeah, dudes take off there shirts at your shows all the time.

Sean: We have dudes taking off their shirts at our shows all the fucking time. I think we have more shirtless sweaty dudes at our shows then any band in the history of music.

Chummy: Do you have a favorite porn star?

Sean: Nah, not really.

Chummy: Isn't your bass player dating a porn star, Mckalya Mathews?

Sean: Eh, I'm not at liberty to say.

Chummy: Are you a fan of Burning Angel?

Sean: A little bit, I've browsed at the site. You got some nice girls on there.

Chummy: You have a favorite girl on the site?

Sean: Nah, I haven't looked at it enough to remember any of their names. My homeboy Big-E though, he's definitely a fan of your site. That's how I found out about it actually. He showed it to me.

Chummy: (laughs) Nice. I know he roadies for you guys. OK, I'm gonna end the interview now, that was more then 10 questions.

Sean: Yeah, that was quick.

Chummy: Aight, cool. Thanks for the interview. Anything you wanna close with?

Sean: Yeah, no problem. Check out Brassic City Tattoo.