Terror

Chummy: Hey could I get an interview with you?

Scott: Sure, what is this for?

Chummy: Burningangel.com.

Scott: What's that?

Merch guy: It's like a porn site that interviews bands and shit.

Scott: Oh OK. I don't really know enough about porn to do an interview about it though. I'd just talk about hardcore the whole time, and it would be really boring. Hey, why don't you come back here in about twenty minutes and do an interview with my drummer Nick? He's a real scumbag.

Chummy: Ok cool. Thanks.

(Twenty minutes later)

Chummy: Hey, could I get an interview with you?

Nick: Sure what is this for?

Chummy: Burningangel.com

Nick: Ah, the porn site.

Chummy: Yeah.

Nick: Yeah hold on, I'll see if I could get any of the other guys.

Chummy: OK.

(Twenty minutes later)

Chummy: OK, so what are your names and what do you do in Terror?

Nick: I'm Nick and I play drums.

Karl: I'm Karl and I play bass.

Chummy: What bands were you in before Terror?

Karl: I used to be in Sworn Vengance.

Nick: I used to be in Carry On.

Chummy: Who are the other guys in the band?

Karl: Scott sings, and he used to be in Buried Alive and Despair. Todd plays guitar and used to be in Carry on. Doug our other guitarist played in Sworn Vengance with me.

Chummy: How long has Terror been a band for?

Karl: A little over a year.

Chummy: Why do you think you guys have gotten so big in such a short period of time?

Nick: I don't know, it�s really weird. I think it�s just because of a lack of faster, heavier traditional hardcore bands. We also came up at the right time, and started working and touring full time right from the beginning.

Chummy: I tried to do an interview with Scott before, and he said to do the interview with you cause you're a scumbag. Why would he say that?

Nick: I don't know. I'm just really into girls. I don't really think I'm much of a scumbag. I guess I stare at girls sometimes, and just like go up to girls who I don't know and start talking to them.

Chummy: Well� you�re a scumbag in a good way.

Nick: Yeah, I guess I'm that then. A scumbag in a good way. I just really love girls. I don't think it's a bad thing.

Karl: Yeah, the ladies love Nick. I'm sure all the Burning Angel ladies would love him, too.

Chummy: Do you have a favorite porn star?

Nick: I'd have to say Tera Patrick. After being on a tour bus with her for a month when we toured with Biohazard, she�s definitely my favorite porn star.

Chummy:  If Terror were on the soundtrack to a porn, what kind of porn would it be?

Nick: Probably some really hardcore anal video.

Chummy: Have any weird tour stories?

Nick: There are a few good stories, but I can�t talk about them. It would be too incriminating.

Chummy: C'mon. Just tell me one.

Karl: I don't really have any. Nick has all the good ones. Actually, one tour our guitarist Doug went into a peep show and beat off 7 times in like 15 minutes.

Chummy: Really?!?

Karl: Yeah.

Chummy: That's amazing. 7 times? Gees. I feel bad for the guy that had to go in after him. Or the guy that had to clean it up.

Nick: So where are the Burning Angel girls right now?

Chummy: They're over there at that table. Go over there and they'll give you a free spanking with a belt if you buy a shirt.

Karl: Really? I don't know man. All I got on are these shorts and I'm not wearing underwear. That'd hurt.

Chummy: Yeah, I don't know. Some dudes are into that. Is there anything you guys wanna close with?

Nick: Yeah, I'd like to give a shout out to my girlfriend and her vagina who I love having sex with.

Chummy: Word. Thanks for the interview.

Nick: No problem.

Karl: Thanks.