Rub-a-dub-dub, it's time to get into the tub...with Asphyxia! Seriously, though, when I was looking at these photos, I asked the photographer, New York Matt, if he got a boner while he was taking these cause I was getting one looking at them. Of course, he said he's a professional...BUT I thought maybe that was, like, a little more restraint than necessary...I mean, come on! I can't even control MY boner...I don't know if I believe you, New York Matt...