Are you familiar with VICE MAGAZINE's "SKINEMA" columnist and BurningAngel Album Review Extraordinaire, CHRIS NIERATKO? If not, you should "get familiar" with him (hint: he's a "BJ first, Friends second" kind of guy). If you're not interested in Chris's enormous penis, though, you can skip the BJ and just become familiar with his smart, witty, sarcastic, loveable humor through the BurningAngel Record Reviews section on our WORDS page, updated with a new album review EVERY TUESDAY!...And in the interim, you'll also become familiar with new bands, new music and Chris's colorful family members, like his retarded Uncle Lonnie and his brand new mini-me, baby Chris. This week, Chris Nieratko reviews the newest album - REGRESSIONS - from BurningAngel's buddies - "The Band" from Not Another Porn Movie - CLERIC! Go buy it!
About 6 hours into our 55 hour drive to toronto marshal crashed the trailer....FAILbut we figured it out and got back on the road the next day.... continue reading
Hey guys!Very stoked to head out on this upcoming tour and update you all daily on our Burning Angel blogs so please come by everyday and check... continue reading
So the touring and show playing (yes that's a technical term) are over for the next little while! But that doesn't mean we aren't still hard at work!... continue reading
We just hired a new kid Saturday at our NJ Skateshop in Princeton, NJ and I like him already. Aside from the fact that not only can he count to 10... continue reading
Did I ever tell you I used to be an altar boy? True story. Sadly, I wasn't one of those that was molested; had I been, perhaps I would be wealthy... continue reading
Got a HUGE stupid tribal on my left arm starting from my elbo going to my left pectoral, over the shoulder and covering the upper left corner of my... continue reading
i love healthy lookin gals plus the thicker ones. i miss adahlia. i have love for all types of body types but more for the plus size and more... continue reading
I second, third, whatever all of this! I would love to see some chubby angels! I know that its not everybody's deal, but it would be a pretty sweet... continue reading
I just realized I never worte about Vegas. Umm. It was awesome!! I didn't get a whole lot of pics cuz my phone was being retarded, but I met a shit ton of... continue reading
probably not, but i remember you. check my personal gallery to see how i'm lookin these days...i was 19 the last time you saw me so you know..it's only... continue reading
Hey kids. I'm not on here NEARLY enough, because whenever I check out the site I'm overwhelmed by the number of hot new girls and hot new scenes, and I'm... continue reading