Remember when bathtime was, like, something you hated doing and whined about? Well, this set of Laine isn't ANYTHING like THAT sort of bathtime. Once guys realized that, like, girls got into tubs naked, bathtime took on a whole new meaning...and nobody whined anymore about getting in the tub. Laine didn't whine either...she wanted this bath badly.
I um... wrote a song?
OK so you guys already know about Rock N Roll in my Butthole- I told you- it's the title of my next movie.
So anyways, last week I called my friend princessFrank- he's a musician
I know in LA who plays in the band ... continue reading
i know you have gotten very spoiled by my oh so exciting blog entries filled with colorful photos, but I'm totally not in the mood to upload any pics right now. I'm sorry! I will do so this weekend. Maybe. I actually have a pretty busy weekend ahead of me. So yeah- don't hate me if there aren't any photos uploaded before the weekend. So what have I done in the past week? Jeez... continue reading
The ever-so popular Fuck Me In The Bathroom Part Deux contest has gone on tour...and it's moved its way to XCritic.com!
This is a two-parter contest! There are two different parts to the giveaway. Part One is a straight-up giveaway where contestants submit their entries directly to XCRITIC dot COM for a chance at winning ONE of FIVE signed copies of "Fuck Me In The Bathroom – Part Deux."
Part 'Deux' of the contest is a GRAND PRIZE drawing...ONE lucky winner will be selected by ME for submitting the naughtiest bathroom fuck story ever, and will receive a ONE HOUR PRIVATE WEBCAM SHOW with yours truly!
