Chad Alva

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Name: Chad Alva
Sex: Male
Age: 25
Height: 5 feet and 10 inches
Sign: Capricorn
Location: Los Angeles
Occupation: Jobs related to penises and vaginas
Ink/Metal: I got these sleeves, man
Scars/Birthmarks: Being Scandinavian comes along with lots of birthmarks

Music: Goblin, The Knife, Fever Ray, The Faint, Ladytron, Peaches, Air, Portishead, Uriah Heep, M83, Cave In, Jesu, Gary Numan & Tubeway Army, Tangerine Dream, Tegan & Sara, Of Montreal, Mew, Queen, Yes, Azure Ray, Fischerspooner, Deerhunter, Animal Collective, American Nightmare, Aeon, Darkane, Decapitated, Meshuggah, Cult of Luna
TV: Tim & Eric, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Twin Peaks, South Park
Movies: Altered States, Boogie Nights, Wild At Heart, Repulsion, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Gummo, Who Flung Poo, Trailer Town, Fantastic Planet, Requiem For A Dream, Kill Bill, Jacob's Ladder, Irreversible, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Suspiria, Deep Red, The Beyond, City of the Living Dead, Scanners, Shivers, Mulholland Drive
Videogames: I will list my favorites of all time: Earthbound, Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Castlevania IV, Contra 1-3, Punch-Out and Super Punch Out, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VII, Silent Hill 1 & 2, Resident Evil 1 & 4, Super Metroid, Suikoden, Ninja Gaiden 1 & 2, Metal Gear Solid, Tomb Raider, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, Soul Blade/Calibur, Katamari Damacy
Food: Lots of meat. Anything except olives. I fucking hate olives.
Books: I dont read...I write
Hobbies: Writing, editing, filming, jamming, drinking, fucking

Best Time: On camera
Fantasy: To throatfuck a hot mermaid
Fave Position: I know this one is a shocker, but... MISSIONARY!
Masturbation Material: The internet
I Have a Crush on: Pretty much everyone.
Perfect Match: Hippie at heart, hot slut on the outside

Drink: Yes. Fill my glass up. Whiskey. Rum. Tequila. Gin. Jagermeister. Put it in my fucking glass.
Smoke: You can, but not me
Bad Habits: Being too nice, overanalyzing everything, hot dogs
Where I Hang Out: The cosmos, preferably
Favorite Burning Angel: Kleio, Krysta Kaos, Jane, Skin, Maureen, Riley Mason, Andy San Dimas, Joanna
Why I am a Burning Angel: Because James & Joanna let me be

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AVN Weekend 2011

01.05.11 01:07 PM

Last year, I got to fuck Misti Dawn for a BA scene during AVN weekend.I wonder what will happen this year.There are still so many hot BA girls I would love take for a ride.Although I scored a couple of nominations (Best Actor and Unsung Male Performer), I don't really have any reason to be in Vegas aside from to party! So if you wanna get down, get at me!I'll have my camera with me. Taking a million pictures. But it also does full HD 1080p video so if you want me to film you fucking someone, let me know! I would love to. I need to start filming more. I really want to be on that side of the camera more often.Al... continue reading