Matt

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Status: Went in the BA store and saw "click to enlarge". I don't have a problem with that. Every time I CLICK on something around here I "enlarge".

Name: Matt
Sex: Male
Age: 36
Sign: Caution: Contents Under Pressure
Location: Seattle (more or less)
Occupation: Disgruntled
Ink/Metal: None to speak of
Scars/Birthmarks: A few cuts and scratches

Music: Anything and everything....except Gospel
TV: I'm kind of an addict
Movies: I own over 1000 DVDs
Videogames: Never really acquired the taste for them
Food: Kind of a foodie but not too pretentious to enjoy a drive-thru cheeseburger
Books: I prefer non-fiction titles and have SEVERE addiction to coffee table books
Hobbies: Podcasting, writing, being cynical

Fantasy: To have someone recreate Charlotte Rampling's striptease from The Night Porter for me
Fave Position: You know that one thing you do that makes stuff come out of the end of my thing? Yeah, that one.
Masturbation Material: Whatcha got

Drink: Don't mind if I do
Smoke: None for me, thanks
Bad Habits: This site is symptomatic of one of them
Where I Hang Out: Pretty much all of the music venues downtown
Why I am a Burning Angel: Uh......don't I have the wrong equipment for that???

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04.08.12 04:22 AM

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