Mitch Fontaine

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  • Name: Mitch Fontaine
  • Sex: Male
  • Age: 32
  • Height: big
  • Sign: Scorpio
  • Location: Brooklyn
  • Occupation: ummmmmm
  • Ink/Metal: Tattoo
  • Scars/Birthmarks: My face
  • Music: Moz, Misfits, Hot Snakes, Slayer, Murder City Devils, Rocket From The Crypt, Death From Above, Magnetic Fields, Jawbreaker, American Steel, Sleater-Kinney, The Pixies etc
  • TV: Arrested Development, Lost (seasons 1-3), Shameless, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Party Down, Mad Men
  • Movies: Good Fellas, Casino, Role Models, Breakfast Club, Mad Max (all 3), The Squid And The Whale
  • Videogames: MORTAL KOMBAT! Wii Golf, Medal of Honor:Frontline
  • Food: Hummus, shitty chinese take out, steamed veggies, garlic sauce, avocados, soy crisps, Sushi (eel avocado, alaska roll, yellowtail, spicy tuna), cashews, banana chips, Mike & Ike's, Swedish Fish, Jelly Beans, Salad, a good burger medium rare, water (2 ice cubes tops)
  • Books: a few
  • Hobbies: Chillin, Reading, Eating, Death
  • Fantasy: To be with Jojo and Judy at the same time
  • I Have a Crush on: jojo
  • Perfect Match: reads, eats , watches good movies/shows, mildy insane and stays in on Friday nights.
  • Drink: whiskey
  • Smoke: possibly
  • Bad Habits: I run a porn company
  • Where I Hang Out: I don't
  • Favorite Burning Angel: chyea
Email of The Week
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11.29.10 04:01 PM

The week has just begun, but I feel nothing will top this.

 

 

Comments: I'm a 52-yr old man with a heart condition. I'd like to get laid one last time while I'm still able to get hard. could you folks help me? You can film it if you want. I'm an exhibitionist & have no problems performing in front of an audience

 

 

Does anyone want to volunteer?

 




Comments (9)
 1 
12.29.10 06:20 PM  
It's the everest of optimism, you gotta give the guy some points for that haha
12.24.10 08:43 PM  
LMAO! Its amazing how so many people make such dicks out of themselves! Oh well at least its Mitch that has to put up with it lol :P
12.14.10 06:23 PM  
LMFAO!!!!
12.14.10 05:20 PM  
I love these emails! Damon, that's hilarious!
12.14.10 12:26 PM  
Make Morgan do it for her first shoot! LMAO
12.14.10 11:33 AM  
wow do you really get emails like this all the time?
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