Jake

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  • Name: Jake
  • Sex: I am a dude - whaddup, yo.
  • Age: 31
  • Height: 5'6
  • Sign: Pisces
  • Location: New York City
  • Occupation: I make snarky comments about popular culture on basic cable television.
  • Ink/Metal: I would look ridiculous.
  • Scars/Birthmarks: Nothing major as of yet.
  • Music: Devo
  • TV: Gossip Girl
  • Movies: Ladies and Gentlemen The Fabulous Stains
  • Videogames: I have a Nintendo DS that I've totally been meaning to play more often.
  • Food: Nom nom nom!
  • Books: I just got a Kindle so that is like access to so many zillions of books! It's awesome.
  • Best Time: These are rather personal details to reveal in such a public setting.
  • Fantasy: I'm feeling a little shy discussing this!
  • Fave Position: Oh boy these questions don't seem to stop!
  • Masturbation Material: How DARE you ask me these things?! I find the entire line of questioning really tawdry!
  • I Have a Crush on: Enid Coleslaw
  • Perfect Match: A tie between Seals and Croft and Joanna Angel and James Deen. Perhaps all four together.
  • Drink: No
  • Smoke: Yes
  • Bad Habits: As I just mentioned, smoking.
  • Where I Hang Out: In my apartment with my cat Egon. He's cool.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: This will take several more hours of research.
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