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- Sex: I gots me a fuck-stick!
- Age: 25
- Height: 5´10
- Sign: The fat fat cow
- Location: From the KY-state but living in Espaņa.
- Occupation: Drunken Sailor
- Ink/Metal: I have ink and I love metal.
- Music: Anything from Primus to Tom Jones.
- TV: Dexter and Venture Bros
- Movies: Anything from Burning Angel and other ones with boobies.
- Videogames: Random
- Food: Pizza rolls and crown royal w/vanilla coke.
- Books: Bukowski and ones with boobies.
- Hobbies: Drinking and jerking.
- Best Time: On my couch.
- Fantasy: Two couches at the same time.
- Fave Position: Ones where I'm doin' it.
- Masturbation Material: That Adahlia and Joanna movie.
- I Have a Crush on: Mistidawn
- Perfect Match: The skankly skank of a woman I married.
- Drink: Yes
- Smoke: When I drink.
- Bad Habits: Random erections.
- Where I Hang Out: myspace.com/chrisporker
- Favorite Burning Angel: Adahlia
