Joe Hawkins

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Status: Finally back at work full time, got two shows coming up next month, and Oi Polloi are coming to funkys in july?! Now if I just shake this cold life will be perfect!
  • Name: Joe Hawkins
  • Sex: Male
  • Age: 20
  • Height: 5'11
  • Sign: Virgo
  • Location: East Van
  • Occupation: Hazmat
  • Ink/Metal: Ink: Both shoulders, left arm, right calf. Metal: labret, both ears, bridge soon.
  • Scars/Birthmarks: I was born with an anus where my mouth was supposed to be
  • Music: Oi! Ska and Punk
  • TV: Don't dig on cable
  • Movies: Natural born killers, Bronson, This Is England, A Clockwork Orange, Spun... Anything to do with junkies, psychos, bad asses, or killers really.
  • Videogames: LoZ - ooc, saints row (2 and the ridiculous third) Fallout 3 and New Vegas, Skyrim.
  • Food: Anything living
  • Books: Anything by Chris Walter, Chuck Palahniuk, or Irvine Welsh
  • Hobbies: Work early, get home late, pretend I can do vocals in a band.
  • Best Time: This one time after some illicit recreational substances were ingested...
  • Fantasy: a personal harem connected to an opium den
  • Fave Position: The one with the penetration
  • Masturbation Material: Why else would I have an account here?
  • I Have a Crush on: This girl I've been with for the last few years
  • Perfect Match: Myself and a six pack of alexander keith
  • Drink: anything
  • Smoke: Yerp
  • Bad Habits: The list drags on
  • Where I Hang Out: Wherever there are some good tunes, good friends, and cheap intoxicants
  • Favorite Burning Angel: They're all dandy
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: crackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrack
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Pills filled with powdered human baby flesh found by customs officials
05.28.12 09:38 PM
South Korea has seized thousands of smuggled drug capsules filled with powdered flesh from dead babies, which some people believe can cure disease. The capsules were made in northeastern China from babies whose bodies were chopped into small piece... continue reading
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05.30.12 02:55 PM  
I'm not comic enthusiast, but the Sandman series was amazing! The softcover collections are the way to go, however, I kinda wish I would have shelled out the extra cash to get the hardcover versions.
05.30.12 02:12 AM  
aw well thanks...it was a lot of fun!
05.29.12 11:28 PM  
I thought 'Sandman' was definitely worth the hype, yes, but that doesn't necessarily mean it'll appeal to all tastes. To my mind, it was an incredible achievement in comic storytelling, but you really have to invest in it and read the entire series to get the payoff. If your girlfriend liked Death, I think she'll love Sandman. You could always buy the softcover collections for her; they'd make great, inexpensive gifts, and you'd be able to read them too and decide for yourself if all the hoopla was warranted... :)
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06.12.12 08:05 PM
You paint better with your ass than I do with my hands...
yes, this is my real life
05.29.12 09:36 PM
Your crab pasta just made my canned pasta taste like shit.
Maybe the best email ever? Tons of comedy gold
05.22.12 11:23 PM
Nothing sexier than.... "race" play... Fuck I feel dirty just typing that... greasy...
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05.22.12 09:44 PM
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