So i had a dream about some hot chick getting gang banged while eating chocolate cake. How awesome is that? I always have the weirdest dreams. I think im gonna dye my hair red. I need to get laid, seriously. Someone fuck the shit out of me, please :D

This is really a pointless blog, about me being horny.Me and whiskey were talking about how sometimes we go like a month straight of just being constantly horny. I feel sorry for whoever i end up dating one day, they are going to have to put up with me constantly attacking them and being a perv. I really want to buy a strap on, and use it in a scene, or just in general use it, because i think itd be really hot to really fuck a girl. Speeking of which, maybe i should go buy some new sex toys, maybe thatd help? I should order some of Joannas.