Hello and hi.  I am blogging on BA for the first time, wheeee!

So, I guess a bit about myself:  I'm Swindle, hai!  I am a biology nerd, please talk to me about physiology, immunology, and entomology.  It will get my vagina wet.  Mmmmm, hemipterans, and nephronic systems, mmmmmm.

So, Andy and I are soul mates.  If for any reason you don't know who Andy is, you can lurk her vagina on here.  She's got it gong on, as I have heard others say that phrase and now am adopting it for her distinct pleasure.  There are many reasons why Andy and I are soul mates.  But the main and almost the most disturbing one is such:

We both have the same first time masturbation material.  Andy and I both, unkowingly, without knowing the other even existed, during our pre-teen self discoveries, BOTH masturbated for the first time to.....Taylor Hanson!!!  Yes, I said it.  Taylor Hanson made me mmmbop myself for the first time ever.  Thank you, Taylor, for having such incredible soft features and long luxurious hair.

So Anywaysss, I don't have many pics and such up here yet, but here's a new favorite of mine.  AND you can see my bewbz in it, so that's fun!  My good friend Ellliott took this, he is amazing and so fun and so awesome and one of my favorite people.

I get to see Joanna in a week and a half.  I am very excited about this!  We will be at Comic Con in San Diego.  I believe I will be wearing a very sparkly dress/shirt/next to nothing number while attempting to sell DVDs to people and not touch Joanna's hiney.  That will be a difficult task to manage, but I am professional above all else and will try my best.  Unless of course my job duties entail actually touching Joanna's hiney.  In which case, well, I have to do my job, ya know!

Ok, hai and bi!  Time for sleep!

xxo

Swindle