SWINDLE
PHOTO STARLET
PHOTO STARLET
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- Sex: Against a wall, please
- Age: 22
- Height: 5'4
- Sign: Pisces
- Location: Los Angeles
- Occupation: Adventurer and Superheroine
- Ink/Metal: Paul Acker, Sean Herman, Turk, Marina Storme, Kevin Dickenson, Brando
- Scars/Birthmarks: Coke bottle on my ass. Drink up!
- Music: Bjork. Depeche Mode. Bonnie Prince Billy. Queen. Elton John. Iron Maiden. Cat Power. Misfits. Danzig. Black Dahlia Murder. Rise Against. Against Me!. Kelly Clarkson. Air. Mars Volta.
- TV: PBS. Surgery Specials. LOST. Dexter.
- Movies: Foreign. Indie. Gore. Horror. ZOMBIES. Matthew Barney. Dark comedy.
- Videogames: Duck Hunt.
- Food: Vegan frozen yogurt. Acai bowls. Rainbow sprinkles. CUPCAKES.
- Books: Italo Calvino. Dante Alghieri. Chuck Palahniuk. Anais Nin.
- Hobbies: Playing. Dancing. Twirling. Eating cupcakes. Fantasizing about Darth Vader. Being a unicorn. Riding my bike.
- Best Time: In a boarded up elementary school.
- Fantasy: Darth Vader. No lie.
- Fave Position: Ankles, meet face.
- Masturbation Material: Taylor Hanson.
- I Have a Crush on: Ben Wishaw. Bret McKenzie.
- Perfect Match: I'm an innie. I think I need an outtie to be my match.
- Drink: Whiskey and wine please.
- Smoke: Socially.
- Bad Habits: Licking Eden's face.
- Where I Hang Out: Hell and fairy tale land.
- Favorite Burning Angel: Joanna, Andy, Eden, Chelsea, Melodie, Skin.
- Why I am a Burning Angel: Because I really just wanted to make out with Joanna someday.
Why Andy and I are Soul Mates
07.15.08
Hello and hi. I am blogging on BA for the first time, wheeee!So, I guess a bit about myself: I'm Swindle, hai! I am a biology nerd, please talk to me about physiology, immunology, and entomology. It will get my vagina wet. Mmmmm, hemipterans, and nephronic systems, mmmmmm.So, Andy and I are soul mates. If for any reason you don't know who Andy is, you can lurk her vagina on ... continue reading
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14 testimonials |
| Swidle, you have swindled my attention away from the telly long enough to be aroused by your sexy. touche on that tushy! posted: 09.05.08 02:22AM | |
| Super Sexy Swindle, can't wait for more... posted: 08.15.08 07:22AM | |
| cant wait to see your pics my darlin
(i need to find those pics of us so i can drool to them again!!!) posted: 08.07.08 12:55AM | |
| Swindle, you are so delicious, I'm gonna eat you like a California burrito posted: 08.05.08 01:28AM | |
| Comicon with you was amazing! I learned a lot about proper eye-fucking. Sorry for fucking up your game... I'm immature sometimes, hahaha. posted: 07.28.08 05:33AM |
