SWINDLE
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  • Sex: Against a wall, please
  • Age: 22
  • Height: 5'4
  • Sign: Pisces
  • Location: Los Angeles
  • Occupation: Adventurer and Superheroine
  • Ink/Metal: Paul Acker, Sean Herman, Turk, Marina Storme, Kevin Dickenson, Brando
  • Scars/Birthmarks: Coke bottle on my ass. Drink up!
  • Music: Bjork. Depeche Mode. Bonnie Prince Billy. Queen. Elton John. Iron Maiden. Cat Power. Misfits. Danzig. Black Dahlia Murder. Rise Against. Against Me!. Kelly Clarkson. Air. Mars Volta.
  • TV: PBS. Surgery Specials. LOST. Dexter.
  • Movies: Foreign. Indie. Gore. Horror. ZOMBIES. Matthew Barney. Dark comedy.
  • Videogames: Duck Hunt.
  • Food: Vegan frozen yogurt. Acai bowls. Rainbow sprinkles. CUPCAKES.
  • Books: Italo Calvino. Dante Alghieri. Chuck Palahniuk. Anais Nin.
  • Hobbies: Playing. Dancing. Twirling. Eating cupcakes. Fantasizing about Darth Vader. Being a unicorn. Riding my bike.
  • Best Time: In a boarded up elementary school.
  • Fantasy: Darth Vader. No lie.
  • Fave Position: Ankles, meet face.
  • Masturbation Material: Taylor Hanson.
  • I Have a Crush on: Ben Wishaw. Bret McKenzie.
  • Perfect Match: I'm an innie. I think I need an outtie to be my match.
  • Drink: Whiskey and wine please.
  • Smoke: Socially.
  • Bad Habits: Licking Eden's face.
  • Where I Hang Out: Hell and fairy tale land.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Joanna, Andy, Eden, Chelsea, Melodie, Skin.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Because I really just wanted to make out with Joanna someday.

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Why Andy and I are Soul Mates
07.15.08


Hello and hi.  I am blogging on BA for the first time, wheeee!So, I guess a bit about myself:  I'm Swindle, hai!  I am a biology nerd, please talk to me about physiology, immunology, and entomology.  It will get my vagina wet.  Mmmmm, hemipterans, and nephronic systems, mmmmmm.So, Andy and I are soul mates.  If for any reason you don't know who Andy is, you can lurk her vagi... continue reading



19 testimonials
Right back at you lady. When are we going to get together?

posted: 07.03.09 07:23PM
I'm gonna give you a kiss. :)

posted: 07.02.09 02:01PM
Bret McKenzie is mine bitch!! Hahah. He's soooo hot :) Let's double team him!!

posted: 07.01.09 08:00PM
swindle! your so beautiful! <3

posted: 04.16.09 07:51PM
<33 love youuuu.

posted: 01.09.09 05:10PM

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