Since I moved in with Scott (seriously, can you believe he's 36?! He looks so much younger!), I've been incredibly happy, incredibly busy, etc. etc. I've been cooking a shitload. Many of you have been reading about my delicious meals including homemade spanish rice and quesadillas with blue cheese, grilled onions, and pears, and cheddar cheese, and tuna melts with green onions and cilantro and chipotle mustard.
I truly enjoy being Scott's dream girlfriend. And not just because I like to cook ;). I'm a very very very sweet girlfriend. I take initiative, I'm ambitious, I get things done, and I bring new things and new insights into the relationship every day, as does he.
On Friday, since we had not seen each other much of the week due to his busy work schedule we stayed in and ordered Thai delivery and watched movies and got a little drunk.
Then on Saturday we went to the min pin meetup. He has two min pins. They look like mini dobermans. It's a little crazy at times. Although our apt. is fairly big, we have a tank of turtles, a fish tank of mini koi fish waiting to be taken to accounts. He has his own business www.westcoastwatergardens.com building and maintaining koi ponds and water features (waterfalls, etc.). He works for big accounts like the directors and cinematographers of Legally Blonde, The Aviator, and that new movie that came out (that looks aweful) called The Ugly Truth. We also have a cat named Sadie, and three crazy dogs running around!
We have become a very odd household and a very odd family.
Scott is a pretty incredible man. Definitely a dream man. The man you dream of marrying, having kids, and a perfect fucking life with.
Anyway, these min pins are amazing. And Trixie, I call her dickie buttons, she is a rescue that HATES everything and everybody except for Scott and me. And she actually reallllllly loves me a whole lot. She is always cuddling up to me and kissing me and wanting me to shower her with affection, but she is also vicious and hates kids, anyone on a bike or skateboard, homeless people, etc.
We went to this "min pin meetup" where about 10-15 min pin owners and their dogs went kayaking in Long Beach. It was fucking hilarious. All the doggies had their own life vests, sooo cute. Here is Dickie B:

Then we came home and had lots of really amazing sex. I swear to god he is the pussy eating champion of the world. I have not had girls go down on me that well!
Then we did one of our favorite activities: Grocery Shopping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!
And then we went to the Bang Tango show which was fucking fun! Joe progressively got more and more trashed and was incredibly coked up. He did the WORST cover of Knockin On Heaven's Door EVER. It was so so so bad. But still so hilarious.
We also saw Chris Holmes. For those of you who don't know Chris Holmes, he is notorious for his scary drunk scene in The Decline of the Western Civilazation Part 2, also known as The Metal Years. This is Scott, him, and our friend Jclo.
Today we are spending the day at the OC fair and it's going to be fucking fun and we are going to eat lots of food we should not eat. But it is Scott's Ohio dream come true, as he was born and raised in Ohio and lives for the county fair.
Have a good day everyone,
xoxoxox A very sparkly Sparky










