Sparky Sin Claire

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  • Name: Sparky Sin Claire
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 22
  • Height: 5 feet 3 inches
  • Sign: Cancer but my moon is in Sagittarius and I find that more applicable...
  • Location: Hollywood
  • Occupation: Waitress, Caretaker, Adult Industry Officianado
  • Ink/Metal: Look @ my fucking pictures. And while you're at it - COMMENT!
  • Scars/Birthmarks: I got kicked by a horse that left a dent/scar/lump disfiguration thingy.
  • Music: Z-Trip
  • TV: Avatar, Robot Chicken, and Daria
  • Movies: Anything with Kevin Spacey, Amelie, What Dreams May Come, No Country for Old Men
  • Food: Chocolate, Salmon Spread, and Fruit
  • Books: Anything by Jack Kerouac, Bukowski, the Founding Fathers, or Gregory Maquire
  • Hobbies: Sucking penises, fixing pinball machines, juggling, body piercing, partying, kareoke, laughing, reading, drinking water through my nose
  • Best Time: My BF has such a magical cock, I want to share it with all the ladies.
  • Fantasy: College Professors.
  • Fave Position: Jockey & Spoons.
  • Masturbation Material: Tori Lux.
  • I Have a Crush on: Juliette Black
  • Perfect Match: Jeffrey Vegas & Sparky Fett & Juliette Black :D
  • Drink: Compari.
  • Smoke: Ganja!
  • Bad Habits: That's a secret, teehee.
  • Where I Hang Out: I've been known to be in San Diego, Los Angeles, or Montreal. Three great cities.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Tori Lux.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: I was in the right place at the right time.
My new insult: Couche-Tard!
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06.12.09 04:31 PM

There is something akin to a 7-Eleven, whatever corner store here and it is called Couche-Tard. And no one here thinks it's funny except Americans because it sounds like a cross between douche and retard.

I told my friend this and she thinks it's hilarious, so I've been using it as my new insult because calling someone a couche-tard makes me laugh.


"Look at that fucking couche-tard!" BAHAHAHAHA!



Comments (3)
 1 
06.13.09 09:36 PM  
go to bed late? i suck at french. never the less...best term ever ya fuckin couche tard.
06.13.09 01:54 AM  
Wow
06.12.09 06:15 PM  
That is a bizarre name for a store.
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