Ransom

I KNOW it's a good idea...I just can't do it :( bring my lady love to me!!

SEEEEEE! It's a good idea.

Next episode: Ransom and ToriLee head to New York and team up with the Big Apple's gyno-guardian, JessieLee! Is there any evil force that could withstand their combined might? Is there any bed that could survive that much raw sexual energy being unleashed? Tune in for 'Daisy Chain Of Doom', and find out...! (Man, I've got to start getting some of this stuff down on paper; it's pure gold...!) :)

damn, everyone's really pushing for this weekend!

dear ransom.. you need to come here this upcoming weekend. so i can, um, nom on you. <3

p.s - I second Sinestro's idea and want in on this.

Oh geez

i want this to happen so i can rub one off to it

Aside from all the lady bits, I think I frequent this site so often because of Sinestros comments.

I can see it now: you and she are making out in your secret lair when the red phone rings. It's Commisioner Angel with news that Dnothing's calling you out! If you and ToriLee don't face him, then he'll detonate his Dirty Bomb, showering Angelsville with porn and offending the delicate sensibilities of its citizenry! To the Vag-mobile! In no time, the Bi-namic Duo is facing off against the machievellian mastermind in a warehouse on the outskirts of town. Pow! ToriLee's on him, gripping his head between her thighs and riding his face into the ground! Boom! You, Ransom, pounce into action, grinding on Dnothing's manhood. He puts up a fierce struggle, but his thrashing only strengthens your resolve; he ends up blowing before his Dirty Bomb. Another job well done, ladies; and remember ne'er-do-wells of Angelsville: beware the vag of justice...! *cue end theme*