so my boyfriend and i went to our favorite old-man bar....which is really just our fave bar. and proceded to have a minor argument half joking, mostly not. i polled the bar tender and the old man who had been checking me out all night and they both said i was right. so i announced that my boyfriend wouldn't be getting laid and poured my 2 captain-and-diets down my throat and we left.
turns out i lied. we had what can only be described at crazy porno sex. 3 times. the last time involved the sexiest ice cube to ever be born of tapwater and an ice tray.
seriously, who knew ice could be so hot?
Ransom










