yo yo yo yo (said the way busta bust says it) why yes,i seemingly have disappeared off the face of the earth. oops. well here i am to resolve that issue. here is an abbreviated update of my life.

lived in pittsburgh:that shit sucked.

"moved" to new york. current status: suitcasing it.  i am staying between good friends houses, beds, and couches until i get on my feet. because thats how a good street rat does it. 

the worst part about my move has been missing hockey games. even though my more than hospitable hosts have too many channels for me to concentrate on, pittsburgh penguins games usually arent covered. so, if someone could get on fixing that, id pay you in blow jobs or oral sex.

if anyone in the ny/nj/cn/mass area wants to get together to shoot, smoke weed, drink, watch hockey or have sex you should totally hit me up. for those of you who dont know, the appropriate way to keep track of my debauchery is twitter. novatapocalypse is the name. if i spent more time learning to be computer savvy and less time sucking d, id know how to hyperlink that shit. but alas, i dont. so google it. yeah. the interwebs.

-the princess of the apocalypse.