attention friends fans and freaks. i am sincerely sorry that i have been absent for so long. i am here to briefly explain my negligence. i went out of town for a weekend long dracula themed party/event which took place at a haunted hotel with 32 rooms in "tiny town" pennslyvania. i then came back to pittsburgh to a computer on a fritz. some personal family things went on that required my attention as well. ive also spent the past few weeks pretty drunk in celebration of new friends, artistic ventures, oh and SEEING MY SCHOOL!! i want to be a taxidermist and the best school for it in the country just so happens to be in the tiny town next to the tiny town with the hotel in it. its so cool. the last thing ill get to mount is a full sized bear. i feel so fortunate that i hve found a career that i am so excited and enthused about. some people never figure it out, ya know. so ive been trying to figure out wys to make college possible for me in my state of post brain surgery destitution. so i went on a girl date wiht a good friend of mine to see star trek. we make tin foil hats nd stocked up on candy and everything. then i left for tiny town for the weekend to apply for school, apartment and job search. i was borrowing my roommate/cousins car. i hve battled with narcolepsy for years. i fell asleep at the wheel and flipped the car. i landed upside down, unbuckled my seat belt and felt to the roof. there was glass and candy everywhere. the first thing i did ws grab my hoody and put it on. for those of you who know me personally, you know the hoody i speak of. the burning ngel hoody with pittsburgh sports paraphanelia sewn all over it. i then crawled out and begn to empty the car. i ended up completly unscathed, not even a concussion to complain of. but now i am scred to drive and majorly and monetarily inconvenienced both myself and my cousin whom i love so dear but fear to anger. ive been drunk ever since. to top things off, i met a guy who was sweet as can be, an artistic partner also, which is so rare, as well as MIND BLOWING SEX. we went on this whirlwind road trip with our friend to new orleans for 2 days to film some things for a play tht we are all involved in. my friend and i are playing puck and hermia in shakespeares a midsummer nights dream, the guy i speak of is directing. and the trip was tumultuous. passion and adventure coupled with fights and yelling and namecalling. it was mutually our faults. just misunderstandings. but i am bck and with fury.?

so be excited tht porn girls like shakespeare.

be excited that i am beyond excited for taxidermy school!

always wear your seatbelt, please.

be excited that i am actually alive.

oh and did i mention...

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BE EXCITED FOR MY NEW DVD. Riot Grrls. the scene of jessie lee and i is sooooo hot. i havent seen it yet, but trust me, i was there.

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so thanks for your support and love,

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nasty nova ta.?