So Doug Sakmann & I went on my first trip ever to Los Angeles!!

Let me tell you about my trip...

I get off the plane to get my luggage at LAX, only to find that the airline LOST IT! That Sucked!!

So after my airport dilemma, we picked up our rental car and headed over to Mels, because we were both reallllyyyy hungry! YUM! After dinner, I dragged Doug to Hollywood Blvd, because I wanted to see the stars and hand prints. He already saw it all, so he wasn't very excited. Oh well, I thought it was coool!

After Hollywood Blvd. we went back to the car only to find a $45 ticket!! Lameee. But then Doug surprised me with the one thing that made me love LA... THEY SELL BOOZE IN THE GROCERY STORE! Amazing!! We picked up some rum... and we then went to a thrift store, and got some clothes for Evil Head. Then went to Tommy Pistols girlfriends house (Gia Paloma). We drank Watermelon Rum mixed with diet coke, and watched the evil dead to prep for the evil head!! Doug and I  ended up falling asleep on Gias couch.

At 4am while we were sleeping I got the worst phone call i could ever get. My grand pop died :( So Sad! He was in lots of pain, so now he cant hurt anymore. I hope he's somewhere nice, fishing and gardening

Okay, I don't want to depress anyone so back to me telling you about my LA trip. We went and got breakfast with Tommy and some of Tommys cheese theater friends.

Then we headed over to the LA erotica Film Festival. Watched the Not another porn movie trailer. After the trailer we  went and ate at the Roosevelt hotel with Joanna. I MET RON JEREMY haha! I'm a big surreal life fan, so that was exciting. We also went to Mels Diner again with Paige Morgan, Tommy Pistol, Gia, and the cheese theater people. Then we went to some bar on Hollywood Blvd that Doug said Johnny Knoxville goes to. We drank some booze and played quarters. I got hit on by a crackhead and ended up getting him to give up his table for us. VERY NICE!

We walked back to LA Erotica for the Party, and got to walk down the red carpet. I was really nervous! I probably looked really stupid too. I was kinda tired and out of it at the Party. Hmmm... Oh! .. Joanna had her own table, because she's a pimp. (oh and P.S she looked better than everyone else giving out awards!)

After the party, Joanna took Doug and me back to her casa, and told us funny stories. She also told us about how she has the coolest fans ever (shout out to Hubert!). I think once I put my head on the pillow I passed out.

The next day I woke up and had really good morning wakeup sex, and um then we all went and got bagels.

LA erotica film fest day 2! Repenetrator screening went really well! They played it twice. Although i missed the second one, because i was too busy shopping on Hollywood Blvd. hehe.

After the screening Doug took me to IN & OUT because I've never had it. I wasn't impressed.

We drove around for a little bit, going to various Korean markets and stuff. (While we were doing this my luggage came, and since i wasn't there Tommy Pistol got it ... but then he sold it, and gave away the money.) So after buying lots of intestines and such at the Korean market, we went over Gias, and then went out and got pinkberry.  After our walk, Doug killed Gia, and put her in the fridge. Lots of blood. Her dog ate her insides, and had blood on his face. It was really cute!!

We went to bed on Gias couch again. Woke up semi early, and ran around getting ready for evil head stuff. I also got to experience Jack in the Box. Again I wasn't impressed.

We drove really far into the canyons and shot the Evil Head Teaser. I had a mini panic attack that i was going to miss my plane  and was pretty grumpy towards the end of shooting. Every thing looked really good though. I cant wait till the whole movie is filmed. Hopefully someone in charge will let me be in it! ;-P

After evil head we rushhhhhhhhed to the airport, thought we had a flat tire the whole way. I flew home, and made it to my grandpops funeral on time. *Rip Grandpop I love you!

The end result of my trip.... FUCK LA .. EAST COAST LOVE bitch!


xoxo

Morgan Mae!