Since I've joined this insanely amazing company, things I do on a daily basis make me think of scenes and scripts worthy of awesome pornos!
For instance...
I'm playing Halo, pwning n00bz as usual...I'm sitting on a couch with my headset on, talking mad shit, *headshot* "EAT MY CUNT", *assasinate* "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, BITCH!" This goes on for a few minutes, then an interrupting knock on the door. Annoyed, I pause the game and answer the door, and it's an extremely pissed off Angel wearing a Master Cheif helmate, a headset stretched over the helmate and holding an Xbox controller, "Lick my cum, dirty skank...right?" she says, "Yes, I think I recall saying that..." I reply...We then throw off the headsets proceed to ANGRILY attack each other, occassionally involving the controllers for some kinky acts. At some point the helmate would be removed to reveal what Angel she is, then things would REALLY get crazy. You can use your imagination from there!
Man...that would be sweeeeeeeet.
You should tell me your ideas!














