So, I have this friend I went to school with, she's a couple of years younger than I am...and when she found out I was dabbling in modeling, she asked if I'd help her with both modeling and photographing her makeup work to build her portfolio for the salon. Naturally, I accepted, it sounded like fun.
She picked me up yesterday, with another one of our friends, I would be taking pictures of her too, and we headed to the salon where all the supplies was. The girls commented on my choice of attire and said I looked like someone famous, and that I should be dangling an asian baby from my arm and wearing big sunglasses, like Angelina Jolie...which I thought was hilarious, since I just threw on the tightest pants I could find, a tank top and a sweater. My little makeup artist, however, was looking absolutely stunning as usual. I don't know how the hell she does it.
We arrive at the salon, it was closed, she had a key. The first thing I thought was "three girls, and an empty salon, this is how porno's SHOULD start." She proceeded to apply makeup to the other girl first, while I pretend I'm paying attention to the TV. The sight one gorgeous girl hovering very closely to another's face was really distracting. I didn't want to stare, but I couldn't help but think back to last night at the bar, and the dress my little artist was wearing, her boobs kept popping out while she would try to talk to me. She has cute little boobs like Allister, maybe. I tried to avert my attention by doing some shots of the salon and the girls to test the lighting in the building...pretty decent.
I took a couple of photos of the other girl, they turned out well, she has a very clean face, hardly any flaws.
See what I mean? Very easy to photograph :)
Now it was my turn, I found myself very nervous, since I'm not really a very touchy-feely person, especially with my face. She wanted to use more "fun" colors with my makeup, and do more with my hair. I have to say it was awkward but arousing having her hands all over my hair and face.
It wasn't a very good day to take photos of me. Big rule in modeling: never get wasted or stay up late the day before a shoot, it WILL show. Some can handle it, some can't, but don't take the chance.
Then we moved on to the park to take some nice "naturey" pictures. The girls were acting like little kids, running, playing, doing silly poses...which was once again, oddly arousing, but it made for some cute photos. I was behaving just fine, until my little artist happens to find stick in the shape of a "V"...and proceeded to make obscene gestures with it, I almost lost it. It's bad enough she just had her hands all over me, but now simulating oral sex...just shoot me now!
What you thought I'd show you the naughty pictures? Those are mine!
All in all, it was a weird day of blue balls, bad photos of me, and a bad headache. Next time should be better, and maybe that bottle of Sailor Jerry I was lugging around will be put to use and my next story will be more interesting.
Beautiful.
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