So today i decided to install some retarded application on facebook b/c i dont know how to work the website anyways.  . . and it is for 'speed dating' what ever the fuck that means. . and since im not into offline dating i was down. I put in my search criteria being 23-35 and MALE. and for some reason everyone who came back was a bunch of fucking creatures and one that ive already fucked. . . so what does that tell me about michigan. . . if you're hot we've probably already banged. .  and if you are a creature. . . we will never copulate/speed date/ talk/ send messages/ poke each other/ and share a pillow. now my other idea is . . speed dating i presumed this would be a good idea for me since no one i know can hold my attention for more than 2 weeks since i have ADDD ( attention deficet dating disorder ) . . . and that being said . . . i thought this would be great for me to find males of the age of 25-35 to abuse mentally. this was not great success. FAIL. i think its about time to go back to myspace and use it what its meant for. . a meat market. .

so boys.. whos DTF?!