Kylee Kross

So I was really bummed all day because this boy whom I have become quiet smittin on (i e fucking for the past few days)…left to go on tour and be famous…. Figures… the story of my life…so I called Joanna and I was like “dude come over we are getting CRUNKED” Joanna arrived and Kristen (a friend in town from south FLA) and I met her down the street from my apartment in the lower east side, after agreeing to all of us being starved… we went to teanys to get some grub.. if you don’t know about teanys you need to that place is the fucking joint… and not as in one you smoke.. the food is amazing.. and for some reason it taste 10 times better after 3 or 4 bong hits.. So stoned out of my scull I meet miss angel and we walk our happy asses to this café for food. After eating I remembered we had been invited to a x-mas party at beauty bar located on 14th in between 2ond & 3rd… (come see me Thursday and buy me a drink) so we decided to make and appearance. BUT… dun dun dun not befor the pree game at my house with some cheap screw off top bottled wine.. Joanna was not into this wine she’s more of a bling bling type of girl.. but me hey comin from the ghetto of ATL I was all about it. It was like sippin’ on crystal with jayz. I knew it was time to hit beauty bar when I could barley out my shoes on… now kids don’t think my life is all about going out and getting fucking twisted all the time.. but when you miss someone and you wanna see them and you know its not possible… what better thing to do than hang out with you best friend and drink a little? Yeah my point exactly. Within minuts of getting there…. (reason why when I go out with Joanna my life is like a episode of meet the barkers) there are camera flashes everywhere…. HEADLINES read… OMFG Joanna angel back from LA!!! Back in the city!!! Here to part!!! or whatever… I hate to break it to you people but….. Joanna has this thing… its called a JOB in witch she needs to attend to… sometimes… just sometimes…. So anyways Joanna, abby angel, Kristen and I had some drinks took some pictures have a good ol time… but then what happens you ask? Hmmm some underages kids I know wanna get in… and well I’m friends with one of them…. So I say no prob ill get you in… just don’t drink or I will punch you in the fucking eye… they promise me they will stay clear from the bar… now if you know me personally or anyone you know does, you should know. I don’t fuck around.. I’m down to fight if need be. Ask Joanna I have almost beat people up for her more times than I have fucked on camra. So all is well right? NOPE this douch bag decided to be a sneaky fuck and has some smut ass bitch who is hanging with a friend or a friend of a friend…. Buy hima drink… emidityly he is thrown out the bar…. Do I feel bad? DEF not.. he deserves to be kicked to the curb. He is lucky I was in the bathroom… ummm… peeing.. or his ass would have been mine… So moral to the story…. If you cant even buy a double penetration dvd legally.. STAY THE FUCK OUT OF BARS. I swear I’m not this hostile in person… ask Abby angel my roommate my love my wife….… p.s you mother fuckers need to leave her some love…. I e comments.. why you ask? B.c she is the light of my life… my heart… my vegan cupcake… my un turkey sammich…my little bloody tampon…. My best friend…. Sept joanna. I love you all and good night. <3 kylee kross