Kelly Chaos

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Status: So happy to see that my girl Vulpix is finally here!! Been waiting for this day. YAY YAY YAY YAY!!

Name: Kelly Chaos
Sex: Female
Age: 24
Height: 5'8
Sign: Saggitarious
Location: Los Angeles
Occupation: Exotic Dancer. Masochist. Satanist. Vampire.
Ink/Metal: I lost count of all of them. I've had everything pierced at least once or twice, minus my eyebrow and any cartilage. Over 20 tattoos and counting. Ears gauged to 1&3/4ths diameter.
Scars/Birthmarks: Birthmark on my lower left hip/pubic bone area, curling iron burn on my ass. Hahaha

Music: Anything I can relate to or dance to. Angry music makes me happy and sad music makes me angry.
TV: The Mighty Boosh
Movies: Romantic comedies are the SHIT.
Videogames: The original Resident Evil. Play station circa 1990 something. Nintendo ES games. I'm very old school.
Food: I eat a lot of sushi and pho. I try to keep it healthy too. No fast food. I try to stay away from it.
Books: Anything by Chuck P. (Choke, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Haunted, Smut, Stranger than Fiction, Fight Club.)
Hobbies: Painting. I love to paint. I spend my free/alone time painting. Usually naked zombie woman. :)

Best Time: All the time.
Fantasy: I've always wanted to have sex with someone watching me. It's a huge turn on. You guys helped with that!
Fave Position: Doggie, classic missionary, or standing up. Unless you're good, than anything works ;)
Masturbation Material: I like my vibrators. They get the job done pretty well. Fingers do the trick too.
I Have a Crush on: Katherine Moening. Oh man, the things I would do to her. Hahaha
Perfect Match: Androgynous. I like men that are a little feminine and woman that have a little boy like charm.

Drink: Dr. Pepper all day!!
Smoke: Nat Shermans or Marlbarrow Smooths
Bad Habits: Smoking. Haha
Where I Hang Out: You'll usually find me at my The Seventh Veil on sunset blvd in Hollywood. I work a lot. Other than that, you may find me at angels and kings, supper club, sacred art tattoo on highland, and all over Hollywood really.
Favorite Burning Angel: SEVERIN SEVERIN SEVERIN
Why I am a Burning Angel: Porn is something I've thought about for years. And its not only sexy, but very empowering. And nothing is hotter than knowing someone is getting off to ME. Meow!

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01.11.12 04:01 PM

I hate packing, but I've never been so excited to pack! I have a lot of packing to do. A lot of shoes to take. Where are my Alexandre McQueen wedges? Where is my Care Bear tooth brush? FUCK. I'll find them. Don't worry. Oh, there's my vibator! This year, I am proud to say that I am included in the roster of nominations at the AVNs. Kung Fu Pussy holds four, and guess what? My pussy is kung fu! It's pretty rewarding to have been in this industry for such a small amount of time and already be able to part of something so big. Not that I'm famous for it or anyting of the sort, but I feel accomplished in a few ways. I've worked so fucking hard all th... continue reading

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05.14.12 04:37 PM

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I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LOST OF YOUR COMPANION! LIKE I'VE TOLD MANY PEOPLE THAT SOMETIMES ANIMALS ARE MORE "SPECIAL" THAN PEOPLE, BECAUSE THEY ARE "EXTREMELY LOYAL AND CARING" THAN MOST PEOPLE!! BE VERY HAPPY TO KNOW KELLY, YOUR "SPECIAL COMPANION" IS IN "GOD'S CARE";-};-D;-O!!!!

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05.09.12 01:28 AM

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My sympathies on the loss of your friend, Ms. Chaos. I lost my own cat last year, and I know how devastating it can be. Take comfort in the knowledge that, while you feel the pain keenly now, it does pass in time. It did for me, and it will for you. Be well... :)

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05.08.12 11:33 PM

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sorry to hear about your cat don't let it dissuade you from allowing another ball of furry fluff into your life though...went through it 2 years ago due to feline leuk and swore to never get another cat again well 2 months ago a fat feline bundle of joy was dropped on me and I know it doesnt replace the lost one but gives you something to give that love to