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  • Age: 20
  • Height: five foot three
  • Sign: twinz
  • Location: the beach :]
  • Occupation: professional nudist.
  • Ink/Metal: ink: anchor on my foot and letters on my right side that say pdx/lax. i'll tell you the story if you ask me. metal: * septum. guages in my ears. and left nostril.
  • Scars/Birthmarks: i have a shitload of birthmarks. the one under my right ear looks like a mushroom. and all of my scars are dumb. they don't have cool stories.
  • Music: shit your parents listen to. and some of that trippy shit. and andrew w.k. and lately lots of math rock
  • TV: how clean is your house, man vs. wild, family guy, talk sex with sue johnson, the boondocks...blah blah blah.
  • Movies: oh man. uhhh. most disney movies. the labrynth. do the right thing. thats just off the top of my head. this will be better later.
  • Books: i need some new ones.
  • Food: right now i have a honey bun waiting for me to eat it. and a can of arizona green tea.
  • Videogames: i seriously have never beat the original super mario bros. but i'll rip you a new one at mortal kombat 2
  • Hobbies: reading, crocheting, knitting, coloring, writing, singing, dancing, sleeping, jerking off, shopping aaaaaaaand being naked.
  • Best Time: just about any time with my dude.
  • Fantasy: mine is kind of lame.
  • Fave Position: doggie, son!
  • Masturbation Material: vibrators and imagination
  • I Have a Crush on: you.
  • Perfect Match: oooo thats a toughie.
  • Drink: arizona green tea, water, and new castle.
  • Smoke: that hhhhhhhherrrrrrrrrbbbb.
  • Bad Habits: getting high and buying shit on ebay.
  • Where I Hang Out: with your mom.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: changes weekly.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: b/c i get to lurk boobs. and so i can show mine.


OH HAI!10.08.08
CATCH UP!!09.07.08
ooooo giiirrrrrllllll08.06.08
SERIOUSLY!08.04.08
well, alright..07.22.08
get jealous.06.29.08
i'm sorry!06.26.08
MY06.01.08
flashbaaack05.23.08
the big 2-005.17.08
oh and wtf05.15.08
its the cool thing05.15.08
ahem!05.13.08
its not all glamorous05.09.08
cinco de drinko!05.05.08
WHAT!05.04.08
and the saga continues...04.30.08
this has been called04.22.08
i'm an idiot04.19.08
STOKED!04.04.08
AH!04.04.08
well...04.04.08
so!04.04.08
WHAT!
05.04.08 02:33 PM


so the other day (friday), i had this HUGE post about how ridiculous and awkward i am. and right when i finished my friend was picking me up to go to her brothers baseball game and i didnt press the submit button. i'm kind of lame sometimes. 

so to try to recap.

...i tried buttsecks thursday night. it was silly and awkward and kind of funny. mainly because we were both terribly drunk. nothing really happened except he didn't get it in all the way. well...not even a quarter of the way. anyway, enough with specifics. 

lets just say curiosity killed the cat, and made my butt sore. 

 

 






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