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  • Age: 20
  • Height: five foot three
  • Sign: twinz
  • Location: the beach :]
  • Occupation: professional nudist.
  • Ink/Metal: ink: anchor on my foot and letters on my right side that say pdx/lax. i'll tell you the story if you ask me. metal: * septum. guages in my ears. and left nostril.
  • Scars/Birthmarks: i have a shitload of birthmarks. the one under my right ear looks like a mushroom. and all of my scars are dumb. they don't have cool stories.
  • Music: shit your parents listen to. and some of that trippy shit. and andrew w.k. and lately lots of math rock
  • TV: how clean is your house, man vs. wild, family guy, talk sex with sue johnson, the boondocks...blah blah blah.
  • Movies: oh man. uhhh. most disney movies. the labrynth. do the right thing. thats just off the top of my head. this will be better later.
  • Books: i need some new ones.
  • Food: right now i have a honey bun waiting for me to eat it. and a can of arizona green tea.
  • Videogames: i seriously have never beat the original super mario bros. but i'll rip you a new one at mortal kombat 2
  • Hobbies: reading, crocheting, knitting, coloring, writing, singing, dancing, sleeping, jerking off, shopping aaaaaaaand being naked.
  • Best Time: just about any time with my dude.
  • Fantasy: mine is kind of lame.
  • Fave Position: doggie, son!
  • Masturbation Material: vibrators and imagination
  • I Have a Crush on: you.
  • Perfect Match: oooo thats a toughie.
  • Drink: arizona green tea, water, and new castle.
  • Smoke: that hhhhhhhherrrrrrrrrbbbb.
  • Bad Habits: getting high and buying shit on ebay.
  • Where I Hang Out: with your mom.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: changes weekly.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: b/c i get to lurk boobs. and so i can show mine.


OH HAI!10.08.08
CATCH UP!!09.07.08
ooooo giiirrrrrllllll08.06.08
SERIOUSLY!08.04.08
well, alright..07.22.08
get jealous.06.29.08
i'm sorry!06.26.08
MY06.01.08
flashbaaack05.23.08
the big 2-005.17.08
oh and wtf05.15.08
its the cool thing05.15.08
ahem!05.13.08
its not all glamorous05.09.08
cinco de drinko!05.05.08
WHAT!05.04.08
and the saga continues...04.30.08
this has been called04.22.08
i'm an idiot04.19.08
STOKED!04.04.08
AH!04.04.08
well...04.04.08
so!04.04.08
and the saga continues...
04.30.08 06:58 PM


no it doesn't. but i figure if my blog has interesting titles, you'll be more inclined to read them?

 

i really don't have anything to blog about but mitch says i have to. hahahaha. i was just trying to spare you my complete ridiculousness but now you all have to suffer.

i really haven't been doing much with my time. job hunting. hanging out with friends. its been super hot lately so there's now a blow up pool at my quote unquote third home. its pretty sweet.

 

my birthday is coming up! i'm pretty stoked. but not really. its an emotional process turning 20 and all...but probably not as big as i'm making it out to be.

 

i was told today that i spend "entirely too much time on the internet"

it's probably true. i've been on the computer all day. but there's really nothing else for me to do. i've been reading tucker max and emailing my friend b/c she's not allowed to get on aim at work anymore. its fucking weak. 

 

i don't have anything interesting to talk about...so here's a picture of me in my new bra!






A girl with cute glasses, a robot, and boobs? Excuse me while my geek heart explodes from joy.

posted: 05.01.08 12:56 PM