JOANNA
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  • Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: OK, lets start at the top- on the back of my neck is a blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink... going down, there is an angel and a devil on my back by Joe Cappobianco, on my left arm is a mask that says "so it goes" from Kurt Vnnegut's Slaughterhouse 5- that was my first one. On my right arm is a girl skull that says XXX underneath it- it stands for porn and not straight edge.. Chris Garver did it. Then further down my arm is a dagger with a snake around it also done by Brandon at Traditional Ink, and then there is also a venus flytrap that says "touch me and you will burn" wrapped around it. Ummm... on my left side is a black flower with a bomb in the middle, on my right side is a woman's symbol thats like broken and shit with a girl in the middle... that's the one Corey Miller did on LA Ink. I have two diamonds- one on each hip. Then on the back of my legs I have a dagger going through a heart and on my other leg I have an innocent looking but slutty pin up girl thats says "daddy's little princess."
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: I haven't watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Tommy Pistol
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox

Another great job on the Ellis show yesterday!!!

posted: 10.03.08 12:33 AM
i miss u

posted: 08.21.08 10:07 PM
Gawd! your so HOT would love to do a video with u lol a dream cum true

posted: 08.16.08 01:21 AM
Joanna you are a complete badass. I wish i knew a chick half as cool as you

posted: 08.08.08 09:21 AM
joanna!!! are me n u ever going to hang???????

posted: 08.03.08 10:13 PM
It was great to meet you and the girls last night. I hope you have more NY/NJ local events soon.

posted: 07.26.08 09:11 PM
it was very nice meeting you the other night at taylor's.

posted: 07.25.08 02:19 PM
It was lovely finally meeting you :)

posted: 07.25.08 03:12 AM
I get to see you in a week and a half. I am bringing three changes of underwear, as I predict that is how many times I will soak through them from seeing you again <3

posted: 07.15.08 04:28 AM
hehe, don't worry miss joanna. i've shot in dirtier places than that apartment. (dude, i've lived in dirtier places than that apartment.) XD

posted: 07.07.08 01:51 PM
i saw you on miami ink!!! you're so cool joanna

posted: 07.04.08 04:47 PM
you can rock n roll in my butthole anytime

posted: 07.03.08 10:19 PM
pretty lady

posted: 07.03.08 12:26 PM
I LOVE JOANNA! <3333

posted: 07.03.08 12:49 AM
Next time I'm in LA, please be in LA too. We should make out or something! xXx

posted: 06.19.08 03:31 PM
hey girlie just wanted to say hey!! i rly hope i git to meet you sometime soon... ekk everytime your in town im never able to make it out =[ <33 ps.youre tooo hot for words ;D

posted: 06.10.08 06:56 PM
I'm scared to fill that thing out. I'll probably start getting regular emails from bangadude.com or something.

posted: 05.24.08 01:56 AM
where i do i fill out the application, I'd like to take you out on a date! just as long as you remember to treat me nicely.

posted: 05.21.08 05:03 AM
Do I have to fill out the application to have a date with you?

posted: 05.21.08 02:40 AM
i want dr.cox in my...well you get the point...anyway.. your here?!?! since when?!!?

posted: 05.08.08 10:15 PM
You don't need a passport to cross that border. Just a drivers license. I'm as Canadian as backbacon......hope to see you here.....

posted: 05.07.08 09:11 PM
come hang out in england im lonely! xx

posted: 05.07.08 12:56 PM
i hope one day to bang your butt hole.... but i'm in canada :-(

posted: 05.06.08 02:22 PM
your ass is like a steel trap.

posted: 05.05.08 08:44 PM
Let's kiss more. I loved your dress by the way, shiny + zebra print has gotta be my favorite! It was great to finally meet my boss lady =]

posted: 04.26.08 10:52 AM
loving the new site. you are to the burning angel website like what tom is to myspace now lol i dont know if that made sense.

posted: 04.24.08 09:24 PM
i would still love you just as much even if you didn't feed me free champage. :)

posted: 04.24.08 05:03 PM
most beautiful girl ever? why, yes. possibly one of the funniest too. <3

posted: 04.24.08 01:48 PM
oh hey joanna whatchya doing? lol

posted: 04.24.08 01:16 AM
<333 love u! such a sweetheart and also a capricorn too. yeah!!! haha. xoxo

posted: 04.16.08 10:51 PM

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