heeey
i am fine now. well you know, as fine as i can be.
I am back in New York, which is great. I am shooting a movie next week which is also great, just kinda stressful.
I went out last night as soon as I got off the plane, and the bartender was more drunk than I was, and told a lot of not so nice stories about girls he’s had sex with. It was more than I needed to know. Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around? Aren’t I supposed to be drunk, and like, unloading all my issues on him?
On a side note, i buy chapstick on a pretty regular basis. Just about every time I go to Rite Aid I’m like, oh… I should probably get some chapstick, because you just can’t have enough chapstick. I have several kids… you know, the stuff that comes in a tub, stiff that comes in a stick, flavored stuff, unflavored stuff… chapstick is one of those things you just can’t get enough of. Sometimes, I even steal it… but don’t tell anyone. I don’t even know why I do it… it’s something I’ve been doing ever since I was in like 5th grade… and while I used to shoplift a lot (we all did, I think… and then we get caught and we stop) I certainly don’t anymore… but I make exceptions for chapstick. It really doesn’t even feel like stealing. Sometimes I even will go to Rite Aid, buy a bunch of shit, and steal a chapstick on my way out… it’s like, I could have just paid for it with my other shit but for some reason I am compelled to just take it.
I’m getting off track…
So about a a year ago… I think it may have even been over a year ago I was out with a friend and my lips were feeling rather dry and looked through my purse and couldn’t find chapstick. I asked my friend if she had any and she pulled out this gross, like apple flavored chapstick which may sound pretty good but it isn’t. She noted that it was kinda gross, and that someone else had give it to her a while back. Thats pretty gross within itself, you know, that this chapstick had traveled from so many people’s mouths to so many other people’s mouths but when you do porn you can’t get skeeved out by that sort of thing anymore. After I used the chapstick I tried to give it back to my friend but she told me just to keep it.
Yeah, so for some reason, any time I need chapstick- this gross apple flavored one from a year ago seems to be the only one I find. Today it was in my purse- I sure as hell did not pack it with me to come to New York… and it is also mysterious because if it is in my purse that must mean it somehow snuck its way onto the airplane. The other day it appeared in my car, another… in my desk drawer… and it always seems to be right in plain view anytime I need chapstick, and none of the other 80 chapsticks I have bought in the past year ever seem to be anywhere.
So yeah. That took me a long time for me to pretty much tell you nothing. But has this ever happened to you? Should I throw it out? Will that open the door to new tubes and tubs of chapstick or will I suffer from chapped lips forever if I do that. Blahhhhhh I don’t know.
In any case, have a good weekend.
xoxo
