JOANNA
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  • Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: OK, lets start at the top- on the back of my neck is a blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink... going down, there is an angel and a devil on my back by Joe Cappobianco, on my left arm is a mask that says "so it goes" from Kurt Vnnegut's Slaughterhouse 5- that was my first one. On my right arm is a girl skull that says XXX underneath it- it stands for porn and not straight edge.. Chris Garver did it. Then further down my arm is a dagger with a snake around it also done by Brandon at Traditional Ink, and then there is also a venus flytrap that says "touch me and you will burn" wrapped around it. Ummm... on my left side is a black flower with a bomb in the middle, on my right side is a woman's symbol thats like broken and shit with a girl in the middle... that's the one Corey Miller did on LA Ink. I have two diamonds- one on each hip. Then on the back of my legs I have a dagger going through a heart and on my other leg I have an innocent looking but slutty pin up girl thats says "daddy's little princess."
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: I haven't watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Tommy Pistol
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG10.13.08
atoning for my sins10.09.08
XOXO Joanna Angel contest at Adult D...10.04.08
The Debates10.03.08
saved by the bell09.30.08
Pictures and some stories from Sacra...09.26.08
busy again09.23.08
TRAVIS BARKER =(09.20.08
DAY 2 IN SACRAMENTO09.19.08
...and the drama of the shoes continues09.17.08
joanna= very frazzled09.12.08
strp for pain...09.08.08
Exxxotica Drama09.08.08
New Tattoo, and PG Rated trailer for...09.02.08
lasagna, and politics and stupid TV ...08.28.08
oh my god08.26.08
Boring in a good way....08.20.08
woah- i have really made it.08.16.08
Slumber Party Slaughterhouse08.12.08
I caught a fish!08.08.08
tons and tons of pictures!!!07.31.08
damn.07.28.08
Miss Un-Xbiz, and shit.07.23.08
tired and slightly drunk07.22.08
mac and cheese07.07.08
Rock and Roll in my Butthole- THE SONG07.03.08
WARPED TOUR, DARK CLOSET FUCKING, VE...06.27.08
Skate or Die, and I'm about to die o...06.21.08
in a food coma.06.18.08
Domming it up06.16.08
Why you should join the BurningAngel...06.13.08
getting ready to kick some ass06.12.08
Not Last Nightes Party06.06.08
something i realized today05.31.08
fried ice cream and threesomes05.31.08
Photos from the new Bathroom movie!05.24.08
hookers and such.05.21.08
hello canada05.13.08
tired05.08.08
Salad Bars, and Blojobws and Big Car...05.06.08
XRCO yeeeeeeeah05.01.08
A somewhat quick update04.25.08
oh my fucking god i can't believe it...04.23.08
new websites, oakley sunglasses, and...04.17.08
some pics from school04.04.08
Don't sing in your apartment when yo...04.04.08
Since when was I known for being vio...04.04.08
how do i look in a hat?04.04.08
again i am a bad blogger04.04.08
i don't know if you guys read this a...04.04.08
la la la la la la04.04.08
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checking in again04.04.08
Umbrellas and shit04.04.08
what am i doing right now04.04.08
The Howard Stern Show04.04.08
A long entry...04.04.08
In the car on my way to vegas04.04.08
Today04.04.08
fucking christ- how is it december 2...12.28.07
Making Drunk Connections!12.28.07
Happy Monday after Thanksgiving12.28.07
everyone take turns and spank me12.28.07
omgwtf12.28.07
Happy Halloween12.28.07
love hate relationship with coffee a...12.28.07
Belladonna, Morrissey, and Olives12.28.07
more unfortunate things12.28.07
cheating12.28.07
hanging out with hot chicks12.28.07
holy business12.28.07
Show Me Your Boobs!12.28.07
mysterious chapstick and I am ok12.28.07
looking out the window12.28.07
how did the season end already?12.28.07
there are people having sex in back ...12.28.07
weddings!12.28.07
myspace whores12.28.07
something i forgot to tell you!12.28.07
im baaaaack12.28.07
rain, drawstring pants, and overpric...12.28.07
week wrap up12.28.07
me = frazzled12.28.07
wiating for the cable guy12.28.07
FUUuuuuuuck12.28.07
back in New York12.28.07
jeez louise12.28.07
Pink Hair!12.28.07
highway12.28.07
So I am officially an ex-convict now12.28.07
the wet look12.28.07
something sad12.28.07
not so sexy in a suburb12.28.07
weird.12.28.07
here i am again!12.28.07
how I luv Sabrina Sparx12.28.07
bad joanna, bad bad joanna… and the ...12.28.07
what do i get tattooed on my knuckles12.28.07
just checking in12.28.07
me= media whore12.28.07
my friend James12.28.07
fox news12.28.07
new house and aqua12.28.07
sweet sensitive mushy porno talk12.28.07
being a good jew is so hard!12.28.07
stuff12.28.07
Insanity.12.28.07
yesterday12.28.07
can everyone stop looking at my mind...12.28.07
my weekend12.28.07
frisco12.28.07
My booble porn minute12.28.07
Arnold Palmer12.28.07
booble porn minute12.28.07
don’t believe everything that you read…12.28.07
me and the lovely brenda cont.12.28.07
the lovely brenda was my valentine12.28.07
valentines day12.28.07
I don’t like Philly but I had fun th...12.28.07
Softcore Porn12.28.07
Jeffrey Dahmer the Movie12.28.07
I have no game.12.28.07
details12.28.07
i just finished reading the motley c...12.28.07
Porno Party at a Gay Bar12.28.07
Why I can’t go on Howard stern…12.28.07
i wish…12.28.07
still recovering12.28.07
vegas12.28.07
Bagel Whore12.28.07
Happy New Year12.28.07
birthday drunk-fest12.28.07
my thought for the day12.28.07
christmas eve12.28.07
I gave my ex boyfriend sex for christmas12.28.07
a true dissappointment12.28.07
end of my porno directing binge.12.28.07
Q-Tips12.28.07
porno directors12.28.07
Shooting!12.28.07
Dildo Making Factory12.28.07
*Yawn*12.28.07
Today on the subway, I learned somet...12.28.07
I <3 Public Transportation12.28.07
Back in New York12.28.07
Thanksgiving12.28.07
Los Angeles12.28.07
I have to come clean about something…12.28.07
Rock N Roll Bingo12.28.07
avn12.28.07
The last scene of COMT312.28.07
Making out with girls, Continued12.28.07
Making out with Girls12.28.07
Behind the scenes at one of my shoots.12.28.07
Ah… yes! I win!12.28.07
halloween12.28.07
boys12.28.07
Directing…12.28.07
Something kind of Jaded and Depressi...12.28.07
rancid12.28.07
Laundry12.28.07
the xxxorcist screening party12.28.07
My Fake Tan12.28.07
My Ass Might Taste Good12.28.07
what do i get tattooed on my knuckles12.28.07
I owe you an explanation.12.28.07
Coming this January...12.28.07
please don't forget about me....12.28.07
I thought you might want to see this...12.28.07
more about my new website...12.28.07
ok..12.28.07
walk the line.12.28.07
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh12.28.07
day of atonement12.28.07
A little more about my Cross Country...12.28.07
joanna angel's guide to teaching at ...12.28.07
it's been a crazy week.12.28.07
a list of things that are always funny12.28.07
dirty socks12.28.07
Los Angeles Bagels.12.28.07
Last Nightes Party12.28.07
a serious contradiction12.28.07
November issue of Hustler12.28.07
Shooting...12.28.07
November issue of Hustler12.28.07
Shooting...12.28.07
Paris Hilton.12.28.07
sidekick 312.28.07
july 4th12.28.07
i have a meeting to go to12.28.07
your thoughts?!12.28.07
A Poem I liked12.28.07
a quick update12.28.07
I'm in New York12.28.07
Whores12.28.07
A few things12.28.07
My feelings on Gangbangs12.28.07
right now.12.28.07
Me and Mary Carey12.28.07
Checking in...12.28.07
The ass is an elastic place.12.28.07
8:59 EST 6:00 PST12.28.07
dont worry about me i'm fine and pho...12.28.07
is it just me?12.28.07
happy passover12.28.07
un-hip coffee places, and un-benefic...12.28.07
boys are rotten made out of cotton12.28.07
finnnnnaly, i update my diary12.28.07
Help me Start a Porno Revolution12.28.07
A poll12.28.07
tommy pistol is drunk, and i'm not12.28.07
i'm here for you!12.28.07
page six12.28.07
i get very upset when12.28.07
woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah12.28.07
im your girlfriend in a coma12.28.07
Yeeeehaw!12.28.07
ug... this made me sick.12.28.07
PART DEUX!12.28.07
My Meeting with Larry Flynt12.28.07
I'm having an emo moment and I'm not...12.28.07
i need to be honest about something...12.28.07
un-valentines day12.28.07
Waiting for Snow12.28.07
There are a few songs in my ipod now...12.28.07
my dad got me an ipod for my birthday12.28.07
all i can say today is12.28.07
I love Belladonna12.28.07
My Cunt-sti-Tution12.28.07
Skeletons in my very dirty closet th...12.28.07
i owe you a new blog entry in a majo...12.28.07
New Years Resolutions12.28.07
Good Bye 200512.28.07
birthday extravaganza overload12.28.07
I've officially been 25 for 8 hours ...12.28.07
Village Voice12.28.07
hello12.28.07
Presents12.28.07
funny...12.28.07
thoughts12.28.07
I'm Home Alone...12.28.07
Life is one big Blowjob12.28.07
im better now.12.28.07
mean emails, oxy cotton, and my mom12.28.07
Thanksgiving... and AVN Nominations12.28.07
manuel ferarra and other things12.28.07
today12.28.07
UGGGGGGG12.28.07
Los Angeles12.28.07
again. i am drunk but i blame halloween.12.28.07
drunk?!12.28.07
hi and hello and things and stuff12.28.07
3:47 am12.28.07
what did i do this weekend?12.28.07
AFTER ALL THEESE CRAPPY BLOG ENTRIES...12.28.07
Answers to the questions i get asked...12.28.07
full service gas is the new pedicure12.28.07
hanging out at the office12.28.07
i'm about to do something bad12.28.07
black flag and gonzo porno movies12.28.07
hmm12.28.07
the best way to cure PMS12.28.07
fuck you12.28.07
A Joanna Classic12.28.07
LA cont...12.28.07
LA and stuff12.28.07
how to not have sex in this city12.28.07
trailor for joanna's angels12.28.07
Me and The Lovely Brenda were talkin...12.28.07
LISTEN TO ME TALK!!12.28.07
a question for all my friends and fans12.28.07
hello? is anyone there???12.28.07
phone sex, part deux12.28.07
the psychology of an asshole12.28.07
joanna's angels, grownups, and baske...12.28.07
Joanna's Angels12.28.07
now im awake12.28.07
tired12.28.07
updating my blog, and ending racism,...12.28.07
i am tired but i have to write this ...12.28.07
$2100 Fuck12.28.07
THE DEEN SIGNAL12.28.07
sorry guys12.28.07
I'm STUPID, IMMATURE, I HAVE NO SOUL...12.28.07
LAST NIGHT- REVISITED12.28.07
LAST NIGHT12.28.07
porn for money12.28.07
same thong, different booth12.28.07
not everyone is perfect12.28.07
grandma panties, transexuals, and ni...12.28.07
JIZZ12.28.07
Do the Humpty Hump12.28.07
im on the cover of Heeb snorting lin...12.28.07
I would write a better entry if12.28.07
IF TRISTAN TAORMINO DOESN'T COME TO ...12.28.07
Getting Tested is the new Black12.28.07
Joanna Update12.28.07
can you guys write him back for me?12.28.07
sleep.12.28.07
4:30 am12.28.07
sorry.12.28.07
things not to do on dates12.28.07
Expensive Dates and Taxi Drivers who...12.28.07
Here I go Again on my Own12.28.07
Vegas, Porn convention, new years re...12.28.07
My Entire Year- Right Here on Burnin...12.28.07
Moveable Weird12.28.07
What's a Crazy Train?12.28.07
sick12.28.07
Happy Birthday to Me12.28.07
Vikings, and Depressing Music12.28.07
Birthday Blues12.28.07
Strippers in the Arctic12.28.07
MOVING12.28.07
Joanna Jones Diary12.28.07
Blowjobs12.28.07
Married, part Deux12.28.07
Married Men12.28.07
playing air drums12.28.07
I think it is very weird...12.28.07
LOOK- IM A ZOMBIE!12.28.07
palm trees and rikki and crazy strip...12.28.07
photos in a graveyard12.28.07
darien saved the day12.28.07
marriage12.28.07
the people vs joanna12.28.07
ok. for real now. no more boys from ...12.28.07
he's in new york12.28.07
4:19 am12.28.07
blahhhhhhh12.28.07
5 days with Crystal12.28.07
yuck.12.28.07
Big Dildos12.28.07
AMC12.28.07
a normal entry12.28.07
i think im getting better at blowjobs12.28.07
wisconsin is a useless state12.28.07
In the words of Chris Rock12.28.07
i can't take this anymore12.28.07
hurricane charlie12.28.07
WISCONSIN COME BACK!12.28.07
phone conversation at 4:30 pm12.28.07
my weekend12.28.07
sick12.28.07
tuesday12.28.07
life is stupid.12.28.07
i need help.12.28.07
Parades and other things12.28.07
everything is stupid.12.28.07
My Period.12.28.07
INTERVENTION12.28.07
Mike Moore12.28.07
Minority Report12.28.07
Monday12.28.07
Wednesday12.28.07
myspace whores
12.28.07 10:09 PM


well you know how you always get those spam things on myspace to chat with a girl on her webcam? the other day i got a message from a girl who looked pretty cute and I wrote back and I was like… Alright… sure… I’ll chat with you on your webcam. I thought it would be fun, and I wanted to make sure my webcam was working since I am doing a show and shit.

anyways, yeah… so she signed on and I signed on and we kinda sat there awkwardly looking at one another. Her webcam really sucked and I couldn’t see very much. She could only hear me when she had these headphones on and she didn’t have a mic on her computer so I couldn’t hear her. It was kinda cool though because when i saw her take the head phones off I was able to talk shit about her webcam, like outloud. I dunno. Like I said in my other blog entry, I am new to this whole webcam game and I don’t know if it is bad etiquette to insult someone’s webcam when youre trying to have cyber sex with them… or something.

Well anyways, I got bored… I made my boyfriend come in and fuck me on the webcam to make this webcam show interesting. And he like really fucked me… like put it in my ass and everything. Then I told her it was her turn to do something and she like… nervously showed me her boobs and put them away immidiately. I don’t think that was a fair trade. I mean, I know I had an advantage because I had a penis around but like… dude… I think I deserved more than a nipple.

I dunno. I tried to tell her to masturbate and she kept gilggling. Then I got nervous. I was like, fuck- is this girl like 12 years old? Am I going to be on one of these date line shows as a pedophile? I remember watching one of those specials on TV where cops tell little boys to taunt pedophiles and then they catch them and arrest them. Asking to see her masturbate was obviously getting me no where so I asked her to see her ID. She was confused but brought it out. I couldn’t see her birthdate on the webcam so then I asked her to email it to me. PHEW! She was of age. I asked her if she had any interest in being on BurningAngel and she said no. She said that she didn’t want other people to see it… which I thought was kind of odd coming from a girl who spammed random people on myspace which is you know… SUPPOSED TO BE A PLACE FOR FRIENDS!

Yeah. All in all, this isn’t a very exciting story. I didn’t get anywhere with her. I sorta pawned her off on my boyfriend because I got really bored. He stays in touch with her, sort of. The other day she sent him a message on myspace telling him she just got home from fucking 4 guys and is still horny and wanted to play with him on her webcam. I don’t believe it for a second.

xoxo

joanna angel






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