Burning Angel - Joanna

JOANNA
FILM STARLET

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Age: 27 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
Height: 5'
Sign: Capricorn
Location: LA and NY
Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
Ink/Metal: OK, lets start at the top- on the back of my neck is a blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink... going down, there is an angel and a devil on my back by Joe Cappobianco, on my left arm is a mask that says
Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.

Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming... but those are my favorites.
TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
Movies: I haven't watched many new movies lately... but my favorites are Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
Videogames: Guitar Hero
Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching Monk.

Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!

Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
Favorite Burning Angel: Tommy Pistol
Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox

AVN Noms!	12.03.08
me and sasha gray	12.02.08
BA Sleepover party pt 1	11.27.08
A much needed blog entry	11.21.08
These Panties	11.08.08
Zombie Dry Humping Fest	11.07.08
I am just so happy Obama won.	11.05.08
PLEASE VOT FOR ME!	11.04.08
Halloween part 1	10.30.08
ohio	10.30.08
phone sex	10.25.08
some photos from the xoxo release party	10.22.08
Halloween Costume!	10.21.08
now I'm at the George Bush airport i...	10.19.08
dirrrty picture	10.16.08
in the columbus airport	10.15.08
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG	10.13.08
atoning for my sins	10.09.08
XOXO Joanna Angel contest at Adult D...	10.04.08
The Debates	10.03.08
saved by the bell	09.30.08
Pictures and some stories from Sacra...	09.26.08
busy again	09.23.08
TRAVIS BARKER =(	09.20.08
DAY 2 IN SACRAMENTO	09.19.08
...and the drama of the shoes continues	09.17.08
joanna= very frazzled	09.12.08
strp for pain...	09.08.08
Exxxotica Drama	09.08.08
New Tattoo, and PG Rated trailer for...	09.02.08
lasagna, and politics and stupid TV ...	08.28.08
oh my god	08.26.08
Boring in a good way....	08.20.08
woah- i have really made it.	08.16.08
Slumber Party Slaughterhouse	08.12.08
I caught a fish!	08.08.08
tons and tons of pictures!!!	07.31.08
damn.	07.28.08
Miss Un-Xbiz, and shit.	07.23.08
tired and slightly drunk	07.22.08
mac and cheese	07.07.08
Rock and Roll in my Butthole- THE SONG	07.03.08
WARPED TOUR, DARK CLOSET FUCKING, VE...	06.27.08
Skate or Die, and I'm about to die o...	06.21.08
in a food coma.	06.18.08
Domming it up	06.16.08
Why you should join the BurningAngel...	06.13.08
getting ready to kick some ass	06.12.08
Not Last Nightes Party	06.06.08
something i realized today	05.31.08
fried ice cream and threesomes	05.31.08
Photos from the new Bathroom movie!	05.24.08
hookers and such.	05.21.08
hello canada	05.13.08
tired	05.08.08
Salad Bars, and Blojobws and Big Car...	05.06.08
XRCO yeeeeeeeah	05.01.08
A somewhat quick update	04.25.08
oh my fucking god i can't believe it...	04.23.08
new websites, oakley sunglasses, and...	04.17.08
some pics from school	04.04.08
Don't sing in your apartment when yo...	04.04.08
Since when was I known for being vio...	04.04.08
how do i look in a hat?	04.04.08
again i am a bad blogger	04.04.08
i don't know if you guys read this a...	04.04.08
la la la la la la	04.04.08
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checking in again	04.04.08
Umbrellas and shit	04.04.08
what am i doing right now	04.04.08
The Howard Stern Show	04.04.08
A long entry...	04.04.08
In the car on my way to vegas	04.04.08
Today	04.04.08
fucking christ- how is it december 2...	12.28.07
Making Drunk Connections!	12.28.07
Happy Monday after Thanksgiving	12.28.07
everyone take turns and spank me	12.28.07
omgwtf	12.28.07
Happy Halloween	12.28.07
love hate relationship with coffee a...	12.28.07
Belladonna, Morrissey, and Olives	12.28.07
more unfortunate things	12.28.07
cheating	12.28.07
hanging out with hot chicks	12.28.07
holy business	12.28.07
Show Me Your Boobs!	12.28.07
mysterious chapstick and I am ok	12.28.07
looking out the window	12.28.07
how did the season end already?	12.28.07
there are people having sex in back ...	12.28.07
weddings!	12.28.07
myspace whores	12.28.07
something i forgot to tell you!	12.28.07
im baaaaack	12.28.07
rain, drawstring pants, and overpric...	12.28.07
week wrap up	12.28.07
me = frazzled	12.28.07
wiating for the cable guy	12.28.07
FUUuuuuuuck	12.28.07
back in New York	12.28.07
jeez louise	12.28.07
Pink Hair!	12.28.07
highway	12.28.07
So I am officially an ex-convict now	12.28.07
the wet look	12.28.07
something sad	12.28.07
not so sexy in a suburb	12.28.07
weird.	12.28.07
here i am again!	12.28.07
how I luv Sabrina Sparx	12.28.07
bad joanna, bad bad joanna… and the ...	12.28.07
what do i get tattooed on my knuckles	12.28.07
just checking in	12.28.07
me= media whore	12.28.07
my friend James	12.28.07
fox news	12.28.07
new house and aqua	12.28.07
sweet sensitive mushy porno talk	12.28.07
being a good jew is so hard!	12.28.07
stuff	12.28.07
Insanity.	12.28.07
yesterday	12.28.07
can everyone stop looking at my mind...	12.28.07
my weekend	12.28.07
frisco	12.28.07
My booble porn minute	12.28.07
Arnold Palmer	12.28.07
booble porn minute	12.28.07
don’t believe everything that you read…	12.28.07
me and the lovely brenda cont.	12.28.07
the lovely brenda was my valentine	12.28.07
valentines day	12.28.07
I don’t like Philly but I had fun th...	12.28.07
Softcore Porn	12.28.07
Jeffrey Dahmer the Movie	12.28.07
I have no game.	12.28.07
details	12.28.07
i just finished reading the motley c...	12.28.07
Porno Party at a Gay Bar	12.28.07
Why I can’t go on Howard stern…	12.28.07
i wish…	12.28.07
still recovering	12.28.07
vegas	12.28.07
Bagel Whore	12.28.07
Happy New Year	12.28.07
birthday drunk-fest	12.28.07
my thought for the day	12.28.07
christmas eve	12.28.07
I gave my ex boyfriend sex for christmas	12.28.07
a true dissappointment	12.28.07
end of my porno directing binge.	12.28.07
Q-Tips	12.28.07
porno directors	12.28.07
Shooting!	12.28.07
Dildo Making Factory	12.28.07
*Yawn*	12.28.07
Today on the subway, I learned somet...	12.28.07
I <3 Public Transportation	12.28.07
Back in New York	12.28.07
Thanksgiving	12.28.07
Los Angeles	12.28.07
I have to come clean about something…	12.28.07
Rock N Roll Bingo	12.28.07
avn	12.28.07
The last scene of COMT3	12.28.07
Making out with girls, Continued	12.28.07
Making out with Girls	12.28.07
Behind the scenes at one of my shoots.	12.28.07
Ah… yes! I win!	12.28.07
halloween	12.28.07
boys	12.28.07
Directing…	12.28.07
Something kind of Jaded and Depressi...	12.28.07
rancid	12.28.07
Laundry	12.28.07
the xxxorcist screening party	12.28.07
My Fake Tan	12.28.07
My Ass Might Taste Good	12.28.07
what do i get tattooed on my knuckles	12.28.07
I owe you an explanation.	12.28.07
Coming this January...	12.28.07
please don't forget about me....	12.28.07
I thought you might want to see this...	12.28.07
more about my new website...	12.28.07
ok..	12.28.07
walk the line.	12.28.07
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh	12.28.07
day of atonement	12.28.07
A little more about my Cross Country...	12.28.07
joanna angel's guide to teaching at ...	12.28.07
it's been a crazy week.	12.28.07
a list of things that are always funny	12.28.07
dirty socks	12.28.07
Los Angeles Bagels.	12.28.07
Last Nightes Party	12.28.07
a serious contradiction	12.28.07
November issue of Hustler	12.28.07
Shooting...	12.28.07
November issue of Hustler	12.28.07
Shooting...	12.28.07
Paris Hilton.	12.28.07
sidekick 3	12.28.07
july 4th	12.28.07
i have a meeting to go to	12.28.07
your thoughts?!	12.28.07
A Poem I liked	12.28.07
a quick update	12.28.07
I'm in New York	12.28.07
Whores	12.28.07
A few things	12.28.07
My feelings on Gangbangs	12.28.07
right now.	12.28.07
Me and Mary Carey	12.28.07
Checking in...	12.28.07
The ass is an elastic place.	12.28.07
8:59 EST 6:00 PST	12.28.07
dont worry about me i'm fine and pho...	12.28.07
is it just me?	12.28.07
happy passover	12.28.07
un-hip coffee places, and un-benefic...	12.28.07
boys are rotten made out of cotton	12.28.07
finnnnnaly, i update my diary	12.28.07
Help me Start a Porno Revolution	12.28.07
A poll	12.28.07
tommy pistol is drunk, and i'm not	12.28.07
i'm here for you!	12.28.07
page six	12.28.07
i get very upset when	12.28.07
woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah	12.28.07
im your girlfriend in a coma	12.28.07
Yeeeehaw!	12.28.07
ug... this made me sick.	12.28.07
PART DEUX!	12.28.07
My Meeting with Larry Flynt	12.28.07
I'm having an emo moment and I'm not...	12.28.07
i need to be honest about something...	12.28.07
un-valentines day	12.28.07
Waiting for Snow	12.28.07
There are a few songs in my ipod now...	12.28.07
my dad got me an ipod for my birthday	12.28.07
all i can say today is	12.28.07
I love Belladonna	12.28.07
My Cunt-sti-Tution	12.28.07
Skeletons in my very dirty closet th...	12.28.07
i owe you a new blog entry in a majo...	12.28.07
New Years Resolutions	12.28.07
Good Bye 2005	12.28.07
birthday extravaganza overload	12.28.07
I've officially been 25 for 8 hours ...	12.28.07
Village Voice	12.28.07
hello	12.28.07
Presents	12.28.07
funny...	12.28.07
thoughts	12.28.07
I'm Home Alone...	12.28.07
Life is one big Blowjob	12.28.07
im better now.	12.28.07
mean emails, oxy cotton, and my mom	12.28.07
Thanksgiving... and AVN Nominations	12.28.07
manuel ferarra and other things	12.28.07
today	12.28.07
UGGGGGGG	12.28.07
Los Angeles	12.28.07
again. i am drunk but i blame halloween.	12.28.07
drunk?!	12.28.07
hi and hello and things and stuff	12.28.07
3:47 am	12.28.07
what did i do this weekend?	12.28.07
AFTER ALL THEESE CRAPPY BLOG ENTRIES...	12.28.07
Answers to the questions i get asked...	12.28.07
full service gas is the new pedicure	12.28.07
hanging out at the office	12.28.07
i'm about to do something bad	12.28.07
black flag and gonzo porno movies	12.28.07
hmm	12.28.07
the best way to cure PMS	12.28.07
fuck you	12.28.07
A Joanna Classic	12.28.07
LA cont...	12.28.07
LA and stuff	12.28.07
how to not have sex in this city	12.28.07
trailor for joanna's angels	12.28.07
Me and The Lovely Brenda were talkin...	12.28.07
LISTEN TO ME TALK!!	12.28.07
a question for all my friends and fans	12.28.07
hello? is anyone there???	12.28.07
phone sex, part deux	12.28.07
the psychology of an asshole	12.28.07
joanna's angels, grownups, and baske...	12.28.07
Joanna's Angels	12.28.07
now im awake	12.28.07
tired	12.28.07
updating my blog, and ending racism,...	12.28.07
i am tired but i have to write this ...	12.28.07
$2100 Fuck	12.28.07
THE DEEN SIGNAL	12.28.07
sorry guys	12.28.07
I'm STUPID, IMMATURE, I HAVE NO SOUL...	12.28.07
LAST NIGHT- REVISITED	12.28.07
LAST NIGHT	12.28.07
porn for money	12.28.07
same thong, different booth	12.28.07
not everyone is perfect	12.28.07
grandma panties, transexuals, and ni...	12.28.07
JIZZ	12.28.07
Do the Humpty Hump	12.28.07
im on the cover of Heeb snorting lin...	12.28.07
I would write a better entry if	12.28.07
IF TRISTAN TAORMINO DOESN'T COME TO ...	12.28.07
Getting Tested is the new Black	12.28.07
Joanna Update	12.28.07
can you guys write him back for me?	12.28.07
sleep.	12.28.07
4:30 am	12.28.07
sorry.	12.28.07
things not to do on dates	12.28.07
Expensive Dates and Taxi Drivers who...	12.28.07
Here I go Again on my Own	12.28.07
Vegas, Porn convention, new years re...	12.28.07
My Entire Year- Right Here on Burnin...	12.28.07
Moveable Weird	12.28.07
What's a Crazy Train?	12.28.07
sick	12.28.07
Happy Birthday to Me	12.28.07
Vikings, and Depressing Music	12.28.07
Birthday Blues	12.28.07
Strippers in the Arctic	12.28.07
MOVING	12.28.07
Joanna Jones Diary	12.28.07
Blowjobs	12.28.07
Married, part Deux	12.28.07
Married Men	12.28.07
playing air drums	12.28.07
I think it is very weird...	12.28.07
LOOK- IM A ZOMBIE!	12.28.07
palm trees and rikki and crazy strip...	12.28.07
photos in a graveyard	12.28.07
darien saved the day	12.28.07
marriage	12.28.07
the people vs joanna	12.28.07
ok. for real now. no more boys from ...	12.28.07
he's in new york	12.28.07
4:19 am	12.28.07
blahhhhhhh	12.28.07
5 days with Crystal	12.28.07
yuck.	12.28.07
Big Dildos	12.28.07
AMC	12.28.07
a normal entry	12.28.07
i think im getting better at blowjobs	12.28.07
wisconsin is a useless state	12.28.07
In the words of Chris Rock	12.28.07
i can't take this anymore	12.28.07
hurricane charlie	12.28.07
WISCONSIN COME BACK!	12.28.07
phone conversation at 4:30 pm	12.28.07
my weekend	12.28.07
sick	12.28.07
tuesday	12.28.07
life is stupid.	12.28.07
i need help.	12.28.07
Parades and other things	12.28.07
everything is stupid.	12.28.07
My Period.	12.28.07
INTERVENTION	12.28.07
Mike Moore	12.28.07
Minority Report	12.28.07
Monday	12.28.07
Wednesday	12.28.07

rain, drawstring pants, and overpriced alcohol

12.28.07 10:07 PM

it is raining in new york. I kinda like it though. today i walked from Brenda’s place to my place in the rain. I was wearing flip flops and draw string pants from American Apparel. I must say, I wear those drawstring pants like every single day… they are really perfect for sitting my my computer… or even going to get coffee or whatever… they’re like a step up from pijamas, a step down from jeans… they are pretty awful to wear in the rain. I had to change my pants as soon as I got back to my apartment. Does this intrest you at all even the slightest bit? I don’t even know why I am telling you this.

Umm… oh yeah so I went with Brenda to the guido club where she works on Saturday, just for like an hour… did you know that there are clubs in new york that charge 25 thousand dollars for bottles of champagne and people actually buy them?! I was so amazed. I mean, no one should be able to afford that unless you are like Hugh Heffner or something… I don’t get it. What makes expensive champagne so expensive? What on earth do they put in it? I don’t know why but this really disturbed me. I don’t know if I was jealous, or angry, or just surprised but this guido club was a strange black hole in the universe to me. When ever someone purchased one of these outrageously priced bottles of champagne a bunch of dudes with bongo drums came to the table and the waitresses brought some sparkler things and put one inside the cork of the bottle. The DJ also synchronized some confetti to fall from the ceiling and made the music all crazy like for about 30 seconds. It was like a crazy half a minute celebration anytime anyone decided to spend over 10k on something to drink. I told Brenda to bring bongo drums and sparklers and a boom box to the bar next time we go and start mayhem anytime I order a drink with anything other than house liquor. I mean, it is an extra $2 or so to get Grey Goose or Jack Daniels in your drink, and I think that I deserve to get confetti thrown on me for that.

and thats about all i have to say for now.

xoxo

joanna angel