I’m back in New York! I’m excited. The airplane was long. I was stuck the airport for a long time… blah… people complained a lot. I didn’t really complain because I didn’t think it would make anything go any quicker.

I had so much fun at LA Erotica. I really love hanging out with fans. You guys rock. I definitely had the coolest fans out of everyone else at the convention. Except for Jenna Jameson, who has cool fans, and un cool fans, and somewhere in the middle of cool and uncool fans. Some people like to say Jenna is going out of style, or (and this is absurd) that I AM THE NEW JENNA? Or I don’t know… it seems like anyone who is up and coming in porn get titled the "new jenna" but… there is only one Jenna. Seriously. She is not going out of style any time soon… she has a zillion and one dedicated fans and she just keeps getting more. It is really admirable. I’m not jealous at all… It is inspiring. But I am really thankful for the people who came to see me. Really. It makes me feel so much better about being at these conventions.

I hope BurningAngel can be big enough one day to have a booth. Or maybe there can be a "club Joanna" or something… but in the mean time… I like working with Club Jenna… the people are nice… and for some reason… the company is really into all the girls having body guards. I mean, I don’t really need one but they gave me one for the convention anyways. He kept being like "did that person touch you too much? are you OK? do you need anything?" and I’m like… yes yes… I’m fine. He escorted me to the bathroom when I went. He asked me if I needed him to go inside (not like inside the stall but inside the bathroom) and I said yes, not because I have any fear of a heard of fans tackling me in the bathroom…  but because I thought it was funny to see a 300lb black guy in the ladies room. Justin Sterling, who used to be Jenna’s husband… is pretty hot. He has nice tattoos… nicer than mine… and a whole lot more of them. I guess if I was the owner of Club Jenna I would be able to afford nicer tattoos.  

Dave Navarro did this interview thing with me for a few minutes. Girls always talk about how hot Dave Navarro is and I never really got it. OK I’m lying… I did get it… but not quite to the extent that other people got it. But when I talked to him, it made more sense. He exudes this sexual energy. I bet he is a bigger pervert than I am. I can just tell. I know. It is unfair… because there are probably a lot of guys out there who are nicer, and smarter, and just better people all around than Dave Navarro who would do anything to get one eighth the amount of girls he gets, but unfortunately Dave is a natural born sex machine who just knows what to do. He has the same sexual energy I have only found in other porn guys… like Manuel Farrera, or James Deen… you know… someone who when you talk to them you just wanna fuck them ten seconds later.

And I am sure he wouldn’t have minded. He told me I was the prettiest girl in porn, although I know for a fact that he has said this to several other girls in porn. So I said that to him. And then he said "yeah but I really mean it with you" and for that split second I believed him.

In any case, a few years ago I would have dragged him into the bathroom and banged him there but… I dunno. I think I am over really good looking guys in bands. There is a younger girl out there who probably needs the banging Dave Navarro in the bathroom experience a lot more than I do. Once you have banged one hot band guy in a bathroom… it’s like you’ve banged them all.

Anyways. I am off to enjoy some good carbohydrates, and walking… and feeling at home.

xoxox

Joanna