as you probably saw i was on Fox News the other day. Pretty weird right? I actually had a good time. Tommy Pistol, and BurningAngel girl January came with me, so did JoJo. You probably don’t know Jojo, because she doesn’t take her clothes off on camera or anything. She works in the BurningAngel office as an "executive assistant" and we’re good friends. She sort of does everything I don’t have time to do, which is quite nice. The world would be a better place if everyone had a JoJo.
In any case, we arrived at the Fox News office and were escorted into a green room. There were a bunch of stale doughnuts and beverages in there and so were some other people who were gonna be on the show. I can’t remember their names. One was a therapist and one was a professor, they were there to talk about the Virginia Tech school shootings. Before the show I was sent a few articles to read. I was told I was going to go on the show and discuss the articles. One of them was about Natalie Portman possibly being a lesbian, the other was about Lindsay Lohan possibly being a lesbian, and the other was about a recent scientific discovery that sperm could be created from bone marrow. I was under the impression that everyone would be talking about the same topics, and was really confused. The professor came all the way from Philly to New York- he said he was called in at the last minute. I was like "someone called you at the last minute and told you to take a train from Philadelphia to New York so you could talk abo Lindsay Lohan’s lesbianism?" And he laughed. He said "I wish I was talking about that- I’m here to talk about the school shootings…" and then I asked the therapist if she was going to comment on Lindsay Lohan, and she said no… she was commenting on the school shootings as well. Then I felt kinda crappy. I was like… oh ok… I get it… there is a smart section of the show and a trashy section of the show and I’m stuck in the trashy section. But on second thought, I was like… alright… I guess I am more qualified to talk about Lindsay Lohan’s lesbianism than the school shootings and I didn’t really want to talk about my views on the school shootings on a republican news network. Things may have gotten kind of weird.
So then Jamie Kennedy came into the green room, but he was only there for a second. He came in with like, someone who looked like a 12 year old kid. I don’t know if it was his son, his little brother, or if Jamie Kennedy is a new Michael Jackson or if he has a 12 year old body guard. Whatever it was, he didn’t stick around long enough for me to find out, because apparently he was important enough to have is OWN green room and was escorted there shortly after he arrived. I did however, see him studying articles about Lindsay Lohan and Bone Marrow sperm and then I was like… oh ok… I guess I am not "smart" enough to be on the panel with the professor and the therapist, so I get stuck with Jamie Kennedy. Oh what am I saying. Jamie Kennedy is not a bad guy. Maybe I am just jealous because he was important enough to have his own green room and I wasn’t.
Blaaahhhh so anyways I went on the show- if you watched it you saw it. I was asked a few questions about my career and such and that was it. I didn’t get the chance to talk about Lindsay Lohan, Bone Marrow Sperm- OR Natalie Portman. I thought the basic questions about my porn career were just to warm up- but it turned out that was it. I asked why my segment was so short, they told me that they had to change things at the last minute because they needed to devote the episode to talking about the school shootings. That psycho-path and his killing spree ruined all my fame and glory! Grr! I should kill him! Oh wait he’s already dead. And if he wasn’t dead he would be dead soon anyways because he would have been sentenced to death like 20 times over.
I hope, for my sisters sake (she’s still in college) that they don’t start turning colleges into airports. Then eventually some kid will find their way around the metal detectors and mix 2 fluids to form an explosive and kill everyone like that- and then people won’t be allowed to drink water during class. That would be pretty terrible.
OK- enough of my depressing tangent.
In any case, that was my day at Fox News. I had a good time, and even the die hard republican reporters were very sweet to me. They didn’t re edit anything I said to make me look like a monster and I think they painted me in a pretty good light. The evil fox news editors must go home at like 7 or 8 pm before red eye is filmed. They shot the show around 9ish est and it airs at 2am est- I figured that gave them enough time to re-cut it and shit but I was wrong. The show was aired exactly how it was taped.
Blah.
Go Fox!
Just kidding.
xoxo
Joanna
ps. if you wanna watch the clip go to youtube and search joanna angel, red eye, fox news
