Joanna Angel

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  • Name: Joanna Angel
  • Sex: Female
  • Age: 30 (i thought about lying but, i decided you should know the sad truth of how old I really am)
  • Height: 5'
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: LA and NY
  • Occupation: CE-Hoe of BurningAngel Entertainment
  • Ink/Metal: alright lets start from the top and go down. here i go! on the back of my neck is a bright blue rose by Brandon at Traditional Ink. On my left shoulder is a mask that says
  • Scars/Birthmarks: urm... there is actually a birthmark on my vagina lips. I think that's my only one... weird.
  • Music: Fuck... ok I'll just name a few bands. Yelle. The Blow. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Dillinger Escape Plan. Turbonegro. The Misfits, the Dropkick Murphys, Mike Patton, Pantera, The Black Dahlia Murder, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Blondie, The Bouncing Souls, and um... a bunch of other bands I don't feel like naming...
  • TV: Monk, the Simpsons, the Office, Futurama, Rock of Love, and Top Chef
  • Movies: Heathers, Jawbreaker, Party Monster, and everything in the Die Hard series.
  • Videogames: Guitar Hero
  • Food: Yogurt, turkey sandwiches, cheese, bagels, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, hummus, oysters (when they are in season) pita bread, olives with garlic in them, ravioli, asparagus, and every once in a while a very big slice of pizza
  • Books: The Dirt (you know that Motley Crue Biography) and issues of Us Weekly
  • Hobbies: Running this company, cooking, and watching bad reality TV shows
  • Best Time: Was with Jessie Lee and my boyfriend. We were selfish and didn't film it... maybe next time.
  • Fantasy: To have 10 billion people buy a membership to BurningAngel.com
  • Fave Position: One where a dick is in my pussy and another dick is in my ass
  • Masturbation Material: Cum on My Tattoo 3
  • I Have a Crush on: James Deen, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Jessie Lee, Mayhem, Adalhia, Kylee Kross, Cali Nova, Allister, Audrey, Sailor, Bellavendetta, Chapel Waste, Belladonna, and of course... Neon!
  • Perfect Match: Someone who can fuck me hard, shoot camera, and edit, and think it's hot when I bang other people on occasion.... oh wait, I think I found him!
  • Drink: Water, diet snapple, red-bull and vodka, and lots and lots of red wine.
  • Smoke: no- ok sometimes I take drags of other people's cigarettes but I don't think that counts.
  • Bad Habits: twirling my hair obsessively, biting the skin around my nails
  • Where I Hang Out: Trash NYC, Rated X The Panty Party, Wells in Williamsburg, Beauty Bar in LA and NY, Traditional Ink, and my editing bay in my basement.
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Brian Street Team.
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Well when the website first started I thought about just being behind the camera, and then I realized it would be a lot more fun to put my behind on camera hahahahaha I love you all- xoxoxox
The Woodsman!
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08.24.10 07:52 PM

Here is Me, Skin, Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis all ready and excited to make the best 15 minute movie/Easter egg on a CD ever made.

Well it certainly was an interesting weekend. I was not shooting porn- I had a role in Jason Ellis' movie called "The Woodsman" with Tony Hawk It's not actually going to be a full movie. Supposedly the whole thing is going to be about 15 minutes. It is going to be an extra on the upcoming "Taintstick" CD. If you haven't heard of Taintstick, well that is Jason Ellis' band. Jason Ellis I think is a lot like me. We both do 100 different things at once to try to promote what we are doing.

The Woodsman is a movie about a group of people who go camping in Australia, and then one by one get killed by a crazy evil dude known as "The Woodsman" who really doesn't like tourists. That is basically the gist of it. Unfortunately the budget didn't have enough to allot for actually going to Australia, so we just shot in a part that looked kind of like Australia. One of the things the Woodsman does in the movie, is fight a crocodile... because that is what heroic Australian people do.

Here I am with the crocodile. It's totally a mini crocodile... awwww how cute!

Porn Star Joanna Angel With Tony Hawk

And here is Jason Ellis as The Woodsman.

Porn Star Joanna Angel With Tony Hawk

Skin, My European girlfriend who has now moved to Los Angeles was also in the movie. She is the only camper that doesn't die. And why doesn't she die? Well, because she was saved by dun dun dun... Tony Hawk! The world famous skateboarder.

Porn Star Joanna Angel With Tony Hawk

and here we all are. Me, Skin and Tony Hawk hanging out in "Australia".

Porn Star Joanna Angel With Tony Hawk

I will say, Tony Hawk is by far the nicest famous person I have ever met.

Prior to this shoot we had only met once - at the Transworld Skateboarding awards show for about 2 seconds. He remembered me! Which I thought was very considerate, and also made me feel incredibly guilty. I am quite bad at remembering people I meet and I am sure I meet way less people than he does. I should really get better at that. He was very down to earth, and really enjoyable to be around. He doesn't act like he's better than anyone else, even though he in actuality is a lot better than a lot of people.

After he "saved skin" he was wrapped for the day and we still had a lot of stuff to shoot. He left his phone on set. Someone found it and put it aside. For a few moments everyone on set devised some exciting evil plans we could do with his phone, like text certain celebrities and profess our love to them, or divulge that their spouses were cheating on them. Then I decided that was childish, and if we were going to break into Tony Hawk's phone we should really do more productive things with it, like I should log onto his twitter page and post "from now on the only website I am going to is JoannaAngel.com." He has over 2 million followers! Imagine what that would do! Everyone on set joked around about the incredible things we could do with our careers all with the power of one tweet from Tony Hawk's phone.

But Tulley (the screen-writer for The Woodsman, who also used to work on the Jason Ellis show and also has his own radio show on Faction) said it best, when he said "well that would cause a whole lot of problems to someone who doesn't deserve that at all" and we all agreed. I better have some amazing karma now or I will be pissed! Good things better start happening... or else!!!!

In any case, I had a lot of fun. Me and Jason Ellis totally bonded as he fake killed me in a wig and a knee brace. It really brought us closer together.

Here are some other fun pictures from the shoot!

Here is the crocodile getting ready for it's closeup.

Porn Star Joanna Angel With Tony Hawk

Skin with the crocodile. How does she do it!!! She even looks hot with a crocodile!! I don't get it!!

Porn Star Joanna Angel With Tony Hawk

Here I am squishing my boobs together in the back of someone's car.

Porn Star Joanna Angel With Tony Hawk

Here is Tony Hawk in his "Australian local" costume.

Porn Star Joanna Angel With Tony Hawk

Skin is learning her lines!!

Porn Star Joanna Angel With Tony Hawk



Comments (4)
 1 
10.07.10 02:29 PM  
Little did we know that was the last day of shooting that would sort-of, kind-of go the way we planned at. Thanks for being such a pro, and of course for your devastatingly awesome performance. See you the world's first-ever 10AM red carpet premiere, November 6th!
08.25.10 04:52 PM  
aww that looks like yall had so much fun!
08.25.10 02:42 PM  
Omg that little tiny crocodile is SO cute!
08.24.10 08:32 PM  
I totally approve of those shorts
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