Joanna Angel

Alright. Well Phoenix and I drove from Chicago to Indiana after our day of shopping and stuff. There is a whole bunch of nothing on that drive. We went hundreds of miles without seeing any familiar stores or food chains what-so-ever, but then when we got to this exciting city called Terre Haute, Indiana we found an Applebees and stopped there and ate some food. They were having some special where you could get an obnoxiously large pint of beer for $3 so I could not refuse.I only had about 3 sips and then I did drive the remainder of the way to Evansville, IN which was about an hour and a half. Don't tell anyone I drank and drive! Ahhhh! (Sorry I have the G1 phone and it takes awful photos. I will be getting a new phone soon)

Well before the party- Misti Dawn and I had a store signing at the Exotica Superstore in Evansville. Draven Star and Phoenix Askani came along too. So here we all are with two of the girls who worked at the store.

Here I am celebrating the fact that you can buy BurningAngel porno and sex toys all the way in a small town in Indiana!

Woohoo!

Here is a nice couple who came and got some porno. There are always nice couples who show up to my signings... and it's awesome. I like it that my porno can provide romantical type things. Although one time, a guy wrote me an email and told me that him and his girlfriend had purchased a movie of mine together at a signing, and that she stole the movie when she moved out of the house- even though he paid for it. He asked for another one... and I said no. Was that wrong? I felt bad. I did send him a free 8 x 10 instead.

SOOOOO then this guy came to my signing and he asked me to sign his hand with a pen. He said he was gonna go straight to a tattoo shop and tattoo my name on it after wards! I didn't really believe him but I signed his hand anyways. Here is the signed hand.

WELLLL he showed up at the party later on in the evening with the tattoo on his hand! Here he is. I was very honored. I don't know if anyone else has gotten my name tattooed to them? I think it's cool that it is on his hand because then he can see my name every time he jerks off. I am hoping that was the purpose of all this.

Misti Dawn made BurningAngel a big giant cupcake for BurningAngel's birthday. It also had a big giant candle in the middle of it. It was pretty sweet! Sweet as in, that was awesome that she made a cupcake, and sweet as in it was full of sugar and frosting.

The guy in the middle with the black cloak on came up to me in the middle of the party while I was sitting down, tapped me on the shoulder and said "you wanna see a trick" and I thought this was going to be one of those things where he took out his cock, or grabbed my boob or something. Just as I was about to grab my drink and throw it at him, I realized he had a deck of cards in his hands and was legitimately talking about an actual magic trick. They were the generic card tricks where you pick a card and shuffle it a million ways and then you find it at the top of the deck but he did them very well and was extremely charismatic and fun. He also told me that on that very day he had been ordained into the church of Satan! So I told him the cake was for him as well. It is rather funny that the day before I was on a Christin radio station being ridiculed and then there I was hanging out with an ordained Satanic minister.

Aaaaand here is Phoenix and Draven being slutty in the bathroom. Since Draven was in Fuck me in the Bathroom #3, she is a certified bathroom slut!

Well that's it! I actually have a few more photos from my midwest trip that involve my time in Nashville. Stay tuned for those! I am trying to focus on one thing at a time in my blog these days because I think that is what real bloggers do.... or something. So I will post those later... or tomorrow.

Yeah! xoxox Joanna Angel