One of my favorite conventions is the Phoenix Forum. Unfortunately- most of you reading this can not attend because it is not really a fan show or a consumer show- this is a show where all the people in the porn industry go who run websites and everyone gets together and has meetings and tries to see how everyone can make more money off each other. I thought this year was really great. The bad economy and all the free porn everywhere really sucks... but the only good thing that has come of this is that a lot of the shitty porn companies with terrible content have fallen out of the industry by going out of business- and the people who are left are so determined to make it, it is kind of inspiring. It is definitely bringing people together. I felt a very good feeling at this convention. The overall strategy was not about competition but it was all about the industry working together and seeing how to get out of this rut.
Now don't get me wrong- I LOVE performing. There aren't many more fun things in life that are more fun than having sex in really cool outfits with attractive males and females. But I have really learned a lot about business in the past few years and when I come home from having a bunch of productive meetings I get a feeling that is almost as good as having an orgasm.
Now there weren't THAT many girls at this convention, but there were a few there. Mostly girls with websites who were trying to promote them. Every year at this convention there is a big strip dodge ball game with all the girls that all the webmasters and company owners get very excited to watch. Last year I opted out of the game, but this year I was like... ehh.. why the hell not? Sure I will play!
I had to come home from this convention and post some kind of photos in my blog- and well, I was pretty sure that you did not want to see photos from my meetings... so I am posting a few photos from the naked dodge ball game. How do you play strip dodge ball you may ask? Well it's quite simple... when you get hit with the ball, you take a piece of clothing off. Then what do you do when all your clothes are off? You just start making out with people. It should really be petitioned to be an Olympic sport- right?
A piece of me felt like very much like I used to feel in gym class in high school. Like the un-fit and un equipped odd ball out. I was definitely about 100 shades paler than every other girl in the game. But whatever. I made the best of it and had a good time. Here I am in my "team BurningAngel" strip dodgeball outfit.
There were many different colored balls being thrown around all over the place... but I made sure to always chase after the pink ball. It is really important to match your dodgeball to your hair when you are playing a ridiculous match that is essentially more of a porn shoot shoot than a sport.
Here is me with Alexis Texas and Phoenix Marie! They are doing hot porn star poses and I am very obviously just trying to get a sip of Phoenix Marie's beer.
Here is me and Alexis Texas uh... yeah.. playing dodgeball! I mean, what else does it look like we are doing?
Here is me using all my strength trying to lift all 500 CC's of silicone in Phoenix Marie's boob.
I have a bunch more photos from the game that will be up on JoannaAngel.com on Monday. Yeah- see what an amazing business woman I became that weekend? Wasn't that an oh- so - smart marketing move to tease you with just a few dodgeball photos?
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Joanna Angel
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