This was my second time dancing at Gold Club Centerfolds in Sacramento, California. Sometimes I like to get a little tipsy when I dance- so I have some funny photos of myself being tipsy in the dressing room of the strip club. Here is one of them!
One of my favorite things about Gold Club is that every Porn star who has ever come there has posted their 8 x 10 in the dressing room. This includes a bunch of weird Porn stars from the 90's. This poster is probably my favorite one because the girl's boobs are freakishly big and fake. I wonder what this girl is doing these days.
Here is another vintage poster. For the younger people who read my blog- this thing wrapped around the girl is called film. People used to make movies with it. Pretty crazy... right?
Here is a nice fan who came to see me. See what nice fans get who come to see me! They get vagina in their lap. Unfortunately I don't remember his name- but I am really bad at really bad at remembering just about anyone's name. It is not my strong point in life. I'm not very good at remembering names and birthdays.
And here- is an awesome couple who came to see me dance. Lots of people come to see me with their boyfriends or girlfriend or husbands or wives- and it's great. Makes me happy to know I am not just a dirty secret that a guy jerks off to when his chick is sleeping. It's a nice feeling. All you married people people out there- you don't have to hide me from your spouse! I am down with your spouse- whoever they are.
The owner of Gold Club Centerfolds also owns a porn store (called Gold Club Boutique) that is in the same building as the strip club. The building is basically a one stop shop in Sacramento for everything and anything related to boobs. Anyways- in this store... they have some of my sex toys. So here I am next to my display of sex toys.
Here I am attempting to look all home shopping network with my dildo.
All the Vivid contract girls came down to see me! Including Jenna Jameson! OK, not really.... I just took a picture next to a poster of them. It seemed a lot funnier at the time.
I got kinda bored so I made out with a mannequin.
and here was the coolest couple who came to see me all weekend. No offense to the other couples who came to see me- but this girl here works at the infamous Bunny Ranch!! Kinda crazy. She gets paid to fuck people... and then she used that money on buying my porno movies at a signing. It's like the circle of life. If you look closely in the background you can see Simba reaching out to grab her.
Believe it or not the most exciting part of my feature dancing vacations is finding a place to eat. I always wind up at weird restaurants in the middle of nowhere. This time I wound up at Outback Steak House! Here I am carefully inspecting the menu- deciding between the never ending bowl of pasta and the fried onion thingy.
I got in the um... Sacramento Australian spirit and drank Forresters.
And then back at the strip club- one of the strippers got a little wacky with her lapdance ettiquitte. I decided to take a picture of it.
Here I am in one of my fanciest feature dancing outfits. I sort of look like a cupcake in it but it makes me happy.
This is by far the most attractive photo of me ever taken. I should use it on the boxcover of my next movie.
Here I am in the elavator of the hotel- on my way down to the lobby at 9:57 am ... trying to make the tail end of the continental breakfast that ends at 10am.
And that was my trip! Cute horny couples, unhealthy food, sexy outfits, and photos of 90's porn stars and getting drunk. I had a great time. Thank you Gold Club Centrefolds for having me- and thank you Sacramento fans for coming to see me.
xoxox
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